The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cobra]

With your feet in the wishing well?

 

[Nod]

FREEEEEEEEE - Nelson Mandela!

 

[nilagin]

FREEEEEEEEE - Nelson Mandela!

Letting Go, The Wild, The Willing and The Innocent.

 

[Cobra]

Wild thing

 

[Peter123]

Wild thing

Keep off my Ding a Ling Ling.

well this is the damn awful pun thread.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Those of you who will not sing ....

 

[Peter123]

Sing a Song of Sixpence

 

[MatBin]

Seven sea of Rye ( a bit tenuos)

 

[nilagin]

What Do You Do For Money.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

How do you do?

 

[nilagin]

I'm Doin Fine Now.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Jus' Doin' The Do.

 

[hunnymonster]

FREEEEEEEEE - Nelson Mandela!

... With 5 gallons of four star (as I recall seeing a graffito further defaced)

 

[hunnymonster]

Jus' Doin' The Do.

Do wah diddy dum duddy dee

 

[Nod]

Do, do, do, dookuvurl, do, do....

 

[nilagin]

Would that be Sir Duke?

 

[Cobra]

No, the Duke of Earl

 

[nilagin]

What about Duchess?

 

[ancient_mariner]

Nah, she was one of The Common People too.

 

[Peter123]

She was seen By The Rivers of Babylon.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Better send a carrier pigeon, because it's flooding down in Texas, and all the telephone lines are down.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

You need Mr telephone man....

 

[ancient_mariner]

You need Mr telephone man....

No need, Now I'm Here.

 

[Cobra]

So long fair well ...

 

[ancient_mariner]

So long fair well ...

Don't leave me this way!

 

[Cobra]

Just touch my cheek before you leave me ...

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Just touch my cheek before you leave me ...

Is that the cheeky song?

 

[Nod]

Cheeky? Like Fat Bottomed Girls?

 

[Cobra]

More like Brown girl in the ring

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

More like Brown girl in the ring

Bobby brown goes down? In the ring?

 

[Peter123]

Bobby brown goes down? In the ring?

No, Brown Eyed Girl.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

No, Brown Eyed Girl.

But....babys got blue eyes.

 

[Peter123]

But....babys got blue eyes.

It must be Baby Love

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

It must be Baby Love

Bye bye baby....

 

[Cockney]

Bye bye baby....

Go now.

 

[Peter123]

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go.

 

[Mr Badger]

Going to a go-go.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Stay another day

 

[nilagin]

Stay another day

I'm not so sure, Should I Stay or Should I Go

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Go your own way