The Damned awful pun thread!

[Nod]

Santa Claus is Coming to Town - but he'll be a while...

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Santa Claus is Coming to Town - but he'll be a while...

A town called malice?

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Stuck in the jam

 

[Nod]

Or In the Middle With You.

 

[nilagin]

Stuck in the jam

Plenty of time for Jamming then.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Or In the Middle With You.

The inbetweenies....

 

[Gremlin]

Storm in a teacup ?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Storm in a teacup ?

D cup would be better

 

[nilagin]

D cup would be better

You better you bet it would be.

 

[Peter123]

D cup would be better

It’s a Loving Cup

 

[nilagin]

It’s a Loving Cup

Hopefully she will Keep on Loving You, if not you can Take it on the Run.

 

[Nod]

To the Hills.

 

[ancient_mariner]

To the Hills.

Which are alive with the sound of..... err..... I forgot.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Which are alive with the sound of..... err..... I forgot.

Don't forget to remember.......me

 

[ancient_mariner]

Don't forget to remember.......me

I wanna live forever?

 

[Deleted member 49428]

I wanna live forever?

Then dont lose ur head

 

[Gremlin]

With her head tucked underneath her arm

 

[nilagin]

She's playing Head Games.

 

[Peter123]

Can‘t get you out of my Head

 

[nilagin]

You could just be Paranoid, unless it's a Symptom of the Universe.

 

[Mr Badger]

Perhaps you need to see The Wizard, or maybe get Behind The Wall of Sleep?

 

[nilagin]

I took a Shot in the Dark and left on the Crazy Train.

 

[Peter123]

No you didn’t, you left on The Last Train to Georgia.

 

[Mr Badger]

No you didn’t, you left on The Last Train to Georgia.

Is it a Rainy Night in Georgia?

 

[Peter123]

checking on google, it says Midnight Train to Georgia.
I must have had a Senior Moment.

 

[Mr Badger]

checking on google, it says Midnight Train to Georgia.
I must have had a Senior Moment.

Perhaps you've bought the wrong ticket and you're on the way to Clarksville instead?

 

[nilagin]

Perhaps you've bought the wrong ticket and you're on the way to Clarksville instead?

Just pray it's not a Runaway Train.

 

[Mr Badger]

or a Ghost Train.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Time to call the GhostBusters

 

[ancient_mariner]

This place is comin' like a ghost town.

 

[Cobra]

This town ain't big enough for the both of us

 

[nilagin]

That's ok, I'm Moving On, you can Go Your Own Way.

 

[Mr Badger]

That's ok, I'm Moving On, you can Go Your Own Way.

Is this the Way to Amarillo?

 

[Cobra]

Nope its the stairway to heaven

 

[Mr Badger]

Halfway down the Stairs?
Eww... where did that little frog come from?

 

[Cobra]

Green Green .. grass of home.
( Shoe horn )

 

[Mr Badger]

Green Green .. grass of home.
( Shoe horn )

Give me a home, where the buffalo roam.

And I'll show you a house with a very dirty carpet!

 

[Cobra]

And I'll show you a house with a very dirty carpet!

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH ! Ahhhh Ahhh

 

[Mr Badger]

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH ! Ahhhh Ahhh

OK... Flash, as in Flash Harry, played by George Cole... who also played Arthur Daley, e's Alright.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

And I'm allright now