The Damned awful pun thread!

[nilagin]

But I dont need a lover, I just need a friend

All I Need is a Miracle.

 

[Cobra]

I believe in miracles ( or Milko as I thought it was for years )

 

[nilagin]

Daydream Believer

 

[ancient_mariner]

Daydream Believer

Well I believe in a thing called love, but I also wish (in a more general sense) songs didn't get recycled so frequently.

 

[ancient_mariner]

I believe in miracles ( or Milko as I thought it was for years )

I used to hear that as "I believe in my cause” and still can't hear the correct line, even when the song is playing.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

I believe I can fly
But maybe I should take up Learning to fly

 

[Nod]

(That's as close as I can get to Orville!)

I Wish I could Fly.

 

[hunnymonster]

Fly me to Dunoon....

 

[ancient_mariner]

Fly me to Dunoon....

Sorry darling, please forgive me. Would you like to fly my paper plane?

 

[nilagin]

Fly me to Dunoon....

If you want to board the plane you need to Walk This Way.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Will do cause these boots are made for walking

 

[nilagin]

The plane is leaving soon, you better Run Like Hell.

 

[Nod]

Which Ain't a Bad Place to Be!

 

[Cobra]

Just let it be ..

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Just let it be ..

I'll be there....

 

[Deleted member 49428]

With a little help from my friends

 

[Cobra]

Got to be there ( in the morning)
edit too slow

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

With a little help from my friends

Wrong one....

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Got to be there ( in the morning)
edit too slow

On a slow boat to China?

 

[Deleted member 49428]

The wrong ones....

Corrected that for you

 

[Cobra]

On a slow boat to China?

Thunder child ( not that slow )

 

[Nod]

That's a Delicate Sound...

 

[Peter123]

The Sound of Silence

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Silence is golden...

 

[Cobra]

Golden brown

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Or maybe a Goldfinger belonging to Bobby Brown

 

[Cobra]

Or maybe a Golden eye

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Or maybe a Golden eye

Is that The eye in the sky?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Or maybe a Goldfinger belonging to Bobby Brown

Me and Bobby and Bobby's brother....

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Is the The eye in the sky?

Why eye

 

[Cobra]

The eye in the sky?

no, that's eye lands in the sun

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

no, that's eye lands in the sun

Don't let the sun go down on me

 

[Cobra]

Sunshine girl

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

My girl....

 

[Nod]

Catholic Girls?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Maid of Orleans

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Perhaps

 

[hunnymonster]

... love is like resting place
a shelter from the storm

 

[Nod]

Riding on it?

 

[ancient_mariner]

Riding on it?

You got to keep running, stormbringer coming.