The Damned awful pun thread!

[Bobsyeruncle]

Baby love ...

Gary Glitter...

 

[Gremlin]

Baby love ...

There's no one quite like Grandad

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

There's no one quite like Grandad

Papa was a rolling stone

 

[nilagin]

Papa was a rolling stone

Papa's Got a Brand New Bag.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Papa's Got a Brand New Bag.

It a colostomy one....

 

[Nod]

Not one filled with Green Onions?

 

[ancient_mariner]

Need the loo? It's through the Green Door.

 

[Cobra]

Gary Glitter...

OUCH!

There's no one quite like Grandad

Green Door.

Red red wine ..

 

[Mr Badger]

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.

 

[Cobra]

Whiskey in the jar O

Hands up all those that have that gitarrr intro going around and around?

Sorry

 

[Peter123]

Whiskey River

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

River deep, mountain high.

 

[nilagin]

Couldn't get much higher than Rocky Mountain Way.

 

[Cobra]

Couldn't get much higher than Rocky Mountain Way.

Would you like to fly in my beautiful balloon?

 

[nilagin]

Would you like to fly in my beautiful balloon?

U2 can fly in it if you like, but it's too high for me, I suffer from Vertigo

 

[ancient_mariner]

As high as a Moonflower.

 

[Cobra]

There are nine-million bicycles in Beijing.

As high as a Moonflower.

I see what you did there

Moon light shadow

 

[ancient_mariner]

Not a one of them ridden by my Little China Girl.

 

[Cobra]

Or even
my Japanese Boy

 

[ancient_mariner]

Are you Going Japanese then? I really think so.

 

[Cobra]

More Chameleon ...
That's Karma I guess

 

[ancient_mariner]

Wonder how a Chameleon would cope in a White Room.

 

[Cobra]

Is that the one behind the green door?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Are you Going Japanese then? I really think so.

Turning...

 

[ancient_mariner]

Turning...

Like every season.

 

[Cobra]

Forever autumn

 

[nilagin]

Forever autumn

It's not for The Boys of Summer.

 

[Cobra]

All summer long?

 

[Mr Badger]

Yes, In The Summertime.

(now you've got that as an earworm!).

 

[Cobra]

Yes, In The Summertime.

Summer time Blues

now you've got that as an earworm!

Oh no I haven't

 

[Mr Badger]

Summer time Blues


Oh no I haven't

I reckon your only chance is to think about Going Underground... but then you might get Subterranean Homesick Blues!

 

[Cobra]

I am a mole and I live in a hole
(So no worries )

Jeeze where the hell did I drag that up from

 

[Mr Badger]

I am a mole and I live in a hole
(So no worries )

Jeeze where the hell did I drag that up from

The Hole in the Ground?

 

[Gremlin]

I am a mole and I live in a hole
(So no worries )

Jeeze where the hell did I drag that up from

I thought "Rat Trap" would be more your style

 

[Cobra]

There was I digin' this 'ole ...

 

[Mr Badger]

Right Place, Wrong Time. You'd better see the Dr.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6RtVmc5dSE

 

[ancient_mariner]

Dr Love is a little busy with Ms Charles. Perhaps you'd better see Dr Hook instead.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Dr Love is a little busy with Ms Charles. Perhaps you'd better see Dr Hook instead.

Dr who?

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Dr No !

 

[Cobra]

DOCTOR DOCTOR!