The Damned awful pun thread!

[Peter123]

What lies beneath

It Ain’t No Fun

 

[Cobra]

It Ain’t No Fun

Tears of a clown?

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Tears of a clown?

But this should be a funhouse

 

[Cobra]

But this should be a funhouse

Not the house of fun?
That's madness

 

[hunnymonster]

Nah, it's baggy trousers

 

[nilagin]

Lip up fatty went on a diet then.

 

[ancient_mariner]

No food to be had in the Ghost Town. Perhaps he saw himself in the Mirror In The Bathroom?

 

[nilagin]

No food to be had in the Ghost Town. Perhaps he saw himself in the Mirror In The Bathroom?

I think he'd eaten Too Much Too Young. Now he's Skin and Bone.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I think he'd eaten Too Much Too Young. Now he's Skin and Bone.

Givin the dog a bone....

 

[ancient_mariner]

Givin the dog a bone....

because you're really Cool For Cats.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

because you're really Cool For Cats.

I do love the pussycat dolls....

 

[ancient_mariner]

I do love the pussycat dolls....

Whats Up with them?

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Only a winter’s tail

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Only a winter’s tail

A ring tailed lemur

 

[ancient_mariner]

A ring tailed lemur

More like a Funky Gibbon.

 

[nilagin]

You can Play That Funky Music whilst riding on Jasper's Moped.

 

[Gremlin]

on a magic roundabout

 

[Peter123]

on a magic roundabout

That’s Right, I Get Around.

 

[Mr Badger]

Only a winter’s tail

Furry Tail of New York?

I know...

 

[Mag1cp2x]

I can make it anywhere

 

[nilagin]

But can you Make it Rain?

 

[Cobra]

Flowers in the rain
(the first ever song played on radio 1)

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Flowers in the rain
(the first ever song played on radio 1)

But have you ever seen the rain

 

[Cobra]

But have you ever seen the rain

Its raining in my heart

 

[Nod]

During its Total Eclipse.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Well.... Two out of three ain't bad.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

You took the words right out of my mouth

 

[Cobra]

But its "Only words"

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Only?

 

[Mag1cp2x]

... the lonely

 

[Cobra]

Sgt. Peppers lonely hearts club band.

 

[Nod]

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band?

 

[Nod]

Bloody typos slowed me down!

 

[Cobra]

Sgt. Peppers lonely hearts club band.

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band?

Bloody typos slowed me down!

Double Barrel

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Double Barrel

Bang bang....

 

[Cobra]

Boom bang-a-bang
( They don't make them like they used to Eh? Bob? )

 

[nilagin]

Boom bang-a-bang
( They don't make them like they used to Eh? Bob? )

Did I hear a Cherry Bomb?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Did I hear a Cherry Bomb?

Cherry baby....

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Boom bang-a-bang
( They don't make them like they used to Eh? Bob? )

They sure don't

 

[Cobra]

Baby love ...