The Damned awful pun thread!

[ancient_mariner]

Well............... All you people act like Crazy Chickens

With more motivation we could act like crazy horses.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

With more motivation we could act like crazy horses.

The sea horses are not crazy

 

[nilagin]

The sea horses are not crazy

The diamonds are though and they shine.

 

[Peter123]

We’re back to Lucy in the Sky

 

[Cockney]

I thought we were back in black.

 

[nilagin]

So it wasn't Lucy, it was Black Betty.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Oh oh..... ram a lamb

 

[nilagin]

I don't know about the ram, but The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Down down....
Can't seem to get away from songs....

 

[nilagin]

We can try Watership Down or White House Down, the choice is yours.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Man I hate this thread. I want to break free

 

[Peter123]

No don’t do that, it’s a Thriller.

 

[ancient_mariner]

No don’t do that, it’s a Thriller.

Enough of that - beat it while you can.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Enough of that - beat it while you can.

Doing alright with the boys....

 

[nilagin]

Are The Boys Back in Town?

 

[Nod]

Called Malice?

 

[nilagin]

They're Going Underground

 

[Cobra]

Down down, deeper and down

 

[munch]

Down at the tube station at midnight

 

[Cobra]

I'll meet you at midnight

 

[Nod]

That's livin' alright!

 

[Cockney]

That's livin' alright!

Alright, alright alrighty righty right.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Alright, alright alrighty righty right.

I hear you talkin'? JJJJive talkin'.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I hear you talkin'? JJJJive talkin'.

Away n' do the hand jive....

 

[ancient_mariner]

Away n' do the hand jive....

With a brown-eyed Hand some man. (shoehorn alert! )

 

[Cobra]

Jive Talking

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I hear you talkin'? JJJJive talkin'.

Jive Talking

Do keep up

 

[Cobra]

Do keep up

Dexy's midnight runners ?


b****r!

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Dexy's midnight runners ?


b****r!

Runaway.....

 

[Cobra]

Runaway.....

Oh I see what you mean

Running man ..

 

[munch]

through the fog on the Tyne.

 

[Cobra]

I can see clearly now ..

 

[ancient_mariner]

I can see clearly now ..

Play Misty for me.

 

[Cockney]

Play Misty for me.

Do you feel lucky, punk?

 

[Cobra]

Play Misty for me.

And the obvious "Misty"

 

[hunnymonster]

Are you sure it's not smoke on the water?

 

[Cobra]

Are you sure it's not smoke on the water?

No its a bridge over troubled water

 

[munch]

it was the bridge of spies.

 

[Cobra]

Still waters run deep!

 

[Gremlin]

What lies beneath