The Damned awful pun thread!

[Bobsyeruncle]

Baby love

That was supreme.....

 

[Cobra]

I wouldn't go that far its
Just a crazy little thing called love

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I wouldn't go that far its
Just a crazy little thing called love

You're the closest thing to crazy

 

[Peter123]

I’m Still Crazy After all These Years

 

[nilagin]

But Love is a Battlefield, but if you get All Fired Up, you should remain Invincible.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

But Love is a Battlefield, but if you get All Fired Up, you should remain Invincible.

You're fired....

 

[Cobra]

You're fired....

We didn't start the fire

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

We didn't start the fire

Its ok, fireman Sam put it out .

 

[Cockney]

We didn't start the fire

You're guilty.

 

[Cobra]

guilty.

According to Mike Oldfield yes I am Guilty ..

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

According to Mike Oldfield yes I am Guilty ..

The bells...the bells...

 

[Cobra]

The bells...the bells...

casting a shadow on the wall

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

casting a shadow on the wall

Don't you mean the moon?

 

[ancient_mariner]

Don't you mean the moon?

No shadows on the Dark Side, but I wish you were there.

 

[Cobra]

Don't you mean the moon?

Only on the dark side of the moon

 

[Cobra]

No shadows on the Dark Side, but I wish you were there.

Snap

 

[Cobra]

And that could lead to Brain damage!

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

And that could lead to Brain damage!

Girlfriend in a coma....

 

[Cobra]

Girlfriend in a coma....

Don't you look at my girlfriend

 

[hunnymonster]

She's the only one you got?

Breakfast in America (ham & eggs over easy, if you're offering)

 

[Cobra]

New York, New York

 

[hunnymonster]

New York Mining Disaster 1941

In the event of something happening to me....

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

New York, New York

To be Frank, I prefer the old one....

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

New York Mining Disaster 1941

In the event of something happening to me....

That would be a tragedy

 

[ancient_mariner]

So we're Going Underground then?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

So we're Going Underground then?

Down under....

 

[Cockney]

Down under....

The boardwalk?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

The boardwalk?

The moon of love...

 

[ancient_mariner]

That thought makes me want to Howl At The Moon.

 

[hunnymonster]

I can give you a one way ticket...

 

[ancient_mariner]

I can give you a one way ticket...

To hell and back?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

To hell and back?

When you get there, don't forget to take the bat out....

 

[ancient_mariner]

When you get there, don't forget to take the bat out....

Dinna dinna dinna dinna?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Dinna dinna dinna dinna?

Holy mackerel

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Take the bait...

 

[Cockney]

Its off the hook.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

The one that got away

 

[Cockney]

One?

 

[Mr Badger]

For What it's Worth, it's just the Same Old Song.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Well............... All you people act like Crazy Chickens