The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cobra]

Ah, missed that....

Don't worry you didn't miss anything

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

So Morecambe?
Down on the beach?

The beach?

 

[Cobra]

I was thinking more Sandie Shaw

 

[nilagin]

I was thinking more Sandie Shaw

By the Billy Ocean

 

[Cobra]

Focus .. Moving waves

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Focus .. Moving waves

Say hello, wave goodbye...

 

[Cobra]

Say hello, wave goodbye...

Ooo good come back

Hello? is it me you are looking for?

 

[nilagin]

Ooo good come back

Hello? is it me you are looking for?

I found you Dancing on the Ceiling.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

I found you Dancing on the Ceiling.

And twisting by the pool

 

[Cobra]

That's not Pool hall Richard by any chance?

 

[nilagin]

That's not Pool hall Richard by any chance?

More like Snooker Loopy

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Great balls of fire

 

[nilagin]

Great balls of fire

They cause Hot Pants.

 

[Fuji Dave]

They cause Hot Pants.

Only for Pans People

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Only for Pans People

Sexier than common people....

 

[nilagin]

Sexier than common people....

The common man doesn't need to be sexy for a fanfare to made.

 

[Gremlin]

unless he's too sexy for his shirt

 

[nilagin]

unless he's too sexy for his shirt

He thinks he's sexy. I thought he was wearing a blouse, the dude looks like a lady.

 

[Gremlin]

Lay lady lay you mean

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Lay lady lay you mean

Wherever I lay my hat....

 

[nilagin]

Wherever I lay my hat....

Make sure you take it with you, everytime you go away.

 

[Cobra]

You can always leave your hat on though

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

You can always leave your hat on though

Or....leave a light on.

 

[Cobra]

Yeah and then I can see for miles and miles and miles

 

[nilagin]

Or....leave a light on.

For you or for me?

 

[nilagin]

Yeah and then I can see for miles and miles and miles

Can you? I'm not so sure, I won't be fooled again.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

For you or for me?

Leave it off and we could be dancing in the dark.

 

[Gremlin]

or dancing in the street

 

[Cobra]

Can you? I'm not so sure, I won't be fooled again.

Who are you?

 

[nilagin]

Who are you?

I am the one and only.

 

[Cobra]

God of hellfire!

 

[nilagin]

God of hellfire!

And I put a spell on you.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

And I put a spell on you.

Witchy woman....

 

[Cobra]

Witch queen of new Orleans

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Witch queen of new Orleans

Maid of Orleans is better

 

[Cobra]

Maid of Orleans is better

Burning love

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Burning love

Love hurts....

 

[Cobra]

Bye Bye love

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Bye Bye love

Bye bye baby

 

[Cobra]

Bye bye baby

Baby love