The Damned awful pun thread!

[Gremlin]

In a Quatro ?

 

[MatBin]

In a Quatro ?

Or on a Suzy?

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Or could be a Lucy, Lucy in the sky with diamonds

 

[Cobra]

Does she also have diamonds on the soles of her shoes?

 

[Mr Badger]

Or some Diamond Dogs?

 

[ancient_mariner]

Nuthin' but a hound dog, or so I'm told.

 

[Mr Badger]

Nuthin' but a hound dog, or so I'm told.

She used to Love Cats.

 

[nilagin]

She used to Love Cats.

That's Cool For Cats.

 

[Fuji Dave]

That's Cool For Cats.

Or even the Pussycat Dolls

 

[Cobra]

Well hello Dolly!

 

[nilagin]

Well hello Dolly!

She's a Funny Girl.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Well hello Dolly!

Reminds me I used to be living next door to Alice. And now you ask "Alice? who the f... is Alice"

 

[Peter123]

She’s My Girl

 

[Cobra]

My girl Bill
( there's a blast from the past )

 

[Deleted member 49428]

My girl Bill
( there's a blast from the past )

Or a flash

 

[nilagin]

Or a flash

And a Bang, Wallop.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

And a Bang, Wallop.

Where did you Steele that from?

 

[Cobra]

Back to "Tommy" again I see ...

 

[nilagin]

Back to "Tommy" again I see ...

He's a Pinball Wizzard, and he likes to practice A Kind of Magic.

 

[Cobra]

A Kind of Magic.

Abracadabra ?

 

[nilagin]

Abracadabra ?

That's a Strange Magic.

 

[Cobra]

Yeah but "I can do magic"

 

[Mr Badger]

But she's a Black Magic Woman, but luckily She's Not There.

 

[Gremlin]

so can Puff the Magic Dragon

 

[Cobra]

so can Puff the Magic Dragon

You do know what that's about don't you?
To that end, Diana Ross and the supremes
"Stoned love"

 

[Cobra]

She's Not There.

Who's that? the lady in red?

 

[Mr Badger]

The

Who's that? the lady in red?

The one with Scarlet Ribbons?

 

[Cobra]

The
The one with Scarlet Ribbons?

In her Hair?
Talking of "Hair" < shoe horn alert> 3-5-0-0

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

5.7.0.5.

 

[Cobra]

25 or 6 to 4

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

25 or 6 to 4

9 to 5?

 

[Cobra]

2-4-6-8 (motorway)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

2-4-6-8 (motorway)

Thought you'd post that one.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Autobahn

 

[Cobra]

Autobahn

And like wise

 

[Cobra]

Not forgetting the Kinks that did the English version.

Motorway

 

[Mag1cp2x]

But Morecambe was funnier

 

[Cobra]

But Morecambe was funnier

That one was a real groaner

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

That one was a real groaner

Ah, missed that....

 

[Cobra]

So Morecambe?
Down on the beach?