The Damned awful pun thread!

[Bobsyeruncle]

Just keeping the Status Quo
And breaking the rules

I want to break free....

 

[Cobra]

free....

Free? alright now?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Free? alright now?

Alright, alright, alright....

 

[Cobra]

Alright, alright, alright....

This could be the last time

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

...but try to see it my way.

 

[Cobra]

...but try to see it my way.

Too late, I did it My Way ...

 

[Peter123]

Indeed, There’s No Other Way.

 

[nilagin]

The certainly ain't No Easy Way.

 

[Cobra]

The certainly ain't No Easy Way.

Dead easy you just need the Eye of the tiger

 

[nilagin]

Dead easy you just need the Eye of the tiger

I find that gives me a Burning Heart.

 

[Peter123]

No, it’s a Total Eclipse of My Heart.

 

[ancient_mariner]

No, it’s a Total Eclipse of My Heart.

Leading to a Heartache.

 

[nilagin]

Leading to a Heartache.

Better that than a Sheer Heart Attack. Depends on what you Wanted, Dead or Alive.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Gaviscon anybody ?

 

[ancient_mariner]

Gaviscon anybody ?

Time to call Doctor, Doctor - don't you know he's fading fast? Maybe he should just visit Dr. Robert.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Robert???
As in The Robert Song???? Oh no that's a Katastroof

 

[Mr Badger]

Gaviscon anybody ?

Vindaloo followed by Ring of Fire?

 

[Mr Badger]

Time to call Doctor, Doctor - don't you know he's fading fast? Maybe he should just visit Dr. Robert.

Or the Rock and Roll Doctor that Little Feat sing about?

 

[Cobra]

Rock and Roll

Rock and roll suicide!

 

[Mr Badger]

Rock and roll suicide!

But there's Life on Mars!

 

[Cobra]

But only for 5 years

 

[Mr Badger]

But only for 5 years

If it's a time limited offer then could it be a Velvet Goldmine, or am I just Aladdin Sane?

 

[nilagin]

If it's a time limited offer then could it be a Velvet Goldmine, or am I just Aladdin Sane?

I think your going through some Changes.

 

[Gremlin]

Or hoping for Jean Genie to appear

 

[Cobra]

The laughing gnome would be better

 

[nilagin]

The laughing gnome would be better

He would be, but that gnome is so fast, he'd be Under Pressure to catch sight of him

 

[Nod]

Anyone have a white christmas?

 

[Peter123]

No, but I dreamt of one.

 

[nilagin]

I had One Vision.

 

[Cobra]

I can see for miles and miles ..

 

[Nod]

But are you a pinball wizard?

 

[Cobra]

But are you a pinball wizard?

Yeah ever since I was a young boy

 

[Nod]

You played the silver machine.

 

[Cobra]

You played the silver machine.

No I played the silver balls, it was Hawkwind's silver machine that flew sideways through time

 

[nilagin]

No I played the silver balls, it was Hawkwind's silver machine that flew sideways through time

You're just full of Quark Strangeness and Charm.

 

[Cobra]

You're just full of Quark Strangeness and Charm.

Finally! recognition!
Just call me "Prince charming"

 

[nilagin]

Finally! recognition!
Just call me "Prince charming"

I had you down as more of a dandy highwayman or a Goody Two Shoes.

 

[Peter123]

Highwayman?
He’s on the Highway to Hell.

 

[nilagin]

Highwayman?
He’s on the Highway to Hell.

He certainly has The Devil Inside.

 

[MatBin]

More likely to be going down Devil gate drive.