The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cobra]

Shadows

APACHE!

 

[Nod]

With the leader of the pack.

 

[Nod]

APACHE!

Run to the hills!!!

 

[Cobra]

Motorbikin'

With the leader of the pack.

 

[nilagin]

Motorbikin'

In a War of the Worlds.





Yes there is a link.

 

[ancient_mariner]

In a War of the Worlds.





Yes there is a link.

Where it's forever autumn.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Where it's forever autumn.

No caus it's gonna be a Cold Cold Christmas

 

[ancient_mariner]

No caus it's gonna be a Cold Cold Christmas

Well, have yourself a merry little christmas then.

 

[Nod]

January will be better.

 

[ancient_mariner]

January will be better.

If it snows maybe we can go for a Nantucket Sleighride.

Fantastic tune - I first heard and loved it as the Panorama theme.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oMLYSC46OI

 

[nilagin]

Just watch out for By-tor and the Snow dog if you're in a Rush.

 

[Nod]

It's a mate of mine's birthday that date! (21/12)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

It's a mate of mine's birthday that date! (21/12)

You've got a friend?

 

[nilagin]

You've got a friend?

Shh! It's The Man in the Mirror.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Shh! It's The Man in the Mirror.

Could be the girl in the mirror...

 

[nilagin]

Could be the girl in the mirror...

No, that's The Lady in Red

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

No, that's The Lady in Red

The lady is a tramp...

 

[Gremlin]

Surely a Supertramp

 

[Mag1cp2x]

That’s logical

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

That’s logical

Even if you ride a Scooter?

 

[ancient_mariner]

Even if you ride a Scooter?

But not if you go motorbikin'.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

But not if you go motorbikin'.

I'm the leader of the pack....(not the gang)

 

[nilagin]

I'm the leader of the pack....(not the gang)

That's Kool, you're a Motorcycle Man.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

That's Kool, you're a Motorcycle Man.

It was something in the past....

 

[Deleted member 49428]

It was something in the past....

From back when we could have been heroes

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

From back when we could have been heroes

I've been holding out for a hero....

 

[nilagin]

From back when we could have been heroes

But, Heroes Die Young.

 

[nilagin]

I've been holding out for a hero....

You need to Hold on Tight to that.

 

[Peter123]

Surely a Supertramp

No, a Super trouper.

 

[Mr Badger]

Heroes? Super Trouper? Don't Get Me Wrong, but You Must Be Out Of Your Brilliant Mind to think that, you're just lost in This Masquerade, so Shuddupa Your Face and Straighten Up And Fly Right before it's New Years Day.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Get lost

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Get lost

Cheeky

 

[Peter123]

I Shoulda Woulda Coulda not got involved in this.

 

[hunnymonster]

Can't touch this

 

[Peter123]

Can't touch this

Don’t be disgusting Put It Away (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Put-Away-Dad/dp/B002NA0MWG)

 

[Deleted member 49428]

That's the bad touch

 

[nilagin]

Please Don't Touch, why can't you just Keep Your Hands To Yourself.

 

[Cobra]

Well this all went a little weird

Please Don't Touch, why can't you just Keep Your Hands To Yourself.

But But But ...
I wanna hold your hand

 

[hunnymonster]

Hands...... touchin' hands
Reachin' out..... touchin' me, touchin' yoooooooou

Sweeeeeeeeet Caroline
Buh buh buuuuuh

 

[Cobra]

Caroline

Just keeping the Status Quo
And breaking the rules