The Damned awful pun thread!

[Bobsyeruncle]

Love is a drug...

 

[Cockney]

The drugs dont work.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Tell that to sister morphine....

 

[nilagin]

Why, is she Comfortably Numb?

 

[Nod]

Never on a Sunday.

 

[Mr Badger]

But she's a Sunday Girl

I can't believe this thread, what a Discovery, has anyone mentioned Drive by The Cars yet? Or The Tube... or will that be Later With Jools Holland?

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Is that car Grease lightning

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

You guys are doing just too much LDS...

 

[Mr Badger]

Has anyone requested any VAN Morrison yet?

 

[nilagin]

But she's a Sunday Girl

I can't believe this thread, what a Discovery, has anyone mentioned Drive by The Cars yet? Or The Tube... or will that be Later With Jools Holland?

Jools can't make it, he has got Lost in France.

 

[Mr Badger]

Yes, apparently he should have gone Further On Up The Road.

 

[nilagin]

Apparently he turned off and found himself on the Road To Nowhere.
He stopped for directions and he is now On the Road Again.

 

[ancient_mariner]

He stopped for directions and he is now On the Road Again.

Running out of Canned Heat?

 

[Cobra]

Yes, apparently he should have gone Further On Up The Road.

Well he would have done, but he's got a Bonnie Tyler sat nav.
It keeps telling her to turn around, and every now and again it falls apart..

 

[ancient_mariner]

It keeps telling her to turn around, and every now and again it falls apart..

As long as it doesn't Turn To Stone.

 

[Cobra]

Turn To Stone.

Stoned?
Don't bogart that joint my friend ...

 

[Mr Badger]

Stoned?
Don't bogart that joint my friend ...

On Your Way Down to catch the New Delhi Freight Train?

 

[Nod]

Stoned?
Don't bogart that joint my friend ...

Go boating and have a smoke on the water.

 

[Cobra]

Go boating

I am saaaaaailing

 

[Deleted member 49428]

I am saaaaaailing

To the last resort

 

[Cobra]

To the last resort

Down on the beach

 

[ancient_mariner]

Where we can go Surfing USA?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Where we can go Surfing USA?

Where the boss was born....

 

[Cobra]

Where we can go Surfing USA?

But your'll need "Moving Waves"

 

[ancient_mariner]

But your'll need "Moving Waves"

So that you can Hear The Grass Grow (shoehorn )

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

But your'll need "Moving Waves"

I've heard that Katrina is the waves person...

 

[Cobra]

So that you can Hear The Grass Grow (shoehorn )

More over I see rainbows in the evening
Because ......

I've heard that Katrina is the waves person...

Very useful for walking on sunshine

 

[Deleted member 49428]

More over I see rainbows in the evening
Because ......


Very useful for walking on sunshine

Or take a walk on the wild side

 

[Cobra]

Or take a walk on the wild side

Ah yes I was born to be wild

 

[Mr Badger]

He's a Wild Thing

 

[ancient_mariner]

He's a Wild Thing

So Let The Children Play then.

 

[Mr Badger]

So Let The Children Play then.

Like an Excerpt From A Teenage Opera?

 

[ancient_mariner]

Like an Excerpt From A Teenage Opera?

With Emily (playing).

 

[nilagin]

With Emily (playing).

Have you seen her lately?
Nice legs, shame about the face.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Have you seen her lately?
Nice legs, shame about the face.

Just a bit of a Bike really.

 

[nilagin]

Just a bit of a Bike really.

But a Ride Like the Wind.

 

[Cobra]

I want to ride my bicycle

 

[Nod]

On the other side of a fat bottomed girl?

 

[Cobra]

No its because I wanna break free!

 

[Deleted member 49428]

She can get a ride on The back of my bike into the Shadows