The Damned awful pun thread!

[Bobsyeruncle]

What happened to Sally? Have you seen her?

She drove off in her Mustang....

 

[Cobra]

Here I Go Again,

Here you come again... ( Dolly Parton)

 

[nilagin]

Here you come again... ( Dolly Parton)

Now I'm Here.

 

[Cobra]

Welcome to the machine

 

[munch]

Now i'm there.​

 

[ancient_mariner]

A real Nowhere Man.

 

[Cockney]

Now i'm there.​

Youre a nowhere man..

 

[Cockney]

A real Nowhere Man.

Great minds.

 

[nilagin]

Great minds.

Simple Minds

 

[Cobra]

A real Nowhere Man.

And before that I guess he was a Lonely boy

 

[Cockney]

And before that I guess he was a Lonely boy

But boys dont cry.

 

[Cobra]

But boys dont cry.

The things we do for love (eh?)

 

[ancient_mariner]

The things we do for love (eh?)

Like playing Silly Love Songs - what's wrong with that, I'd like to know?

 

[Cobra]

Like playing Silly Love Songs - what's wrong with that, I'd like to know?

Yeah but "Under your thumb"?

 

[ancient_mariner]

Yeah but "Under your thumb"?

Maybe better to let Mandy fly you away.

(I don't know too many Godley and Creme songs)

 

[Cobra]

Maybe better to let Mandy fly you away.

Fly me to the moon

 

[MatBin]

Only if there's a river there

 

[nilagin]

Fly me to the moon

You certainly are a Space Oddity

 

[Cobra]

Only if there's a river there

Not sure about a river, but there is a "dark side of the moon"

 

[Nod]

The Blue Moon?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Not sure about a river, but there is a "dark side of the moon"

I saw the whole of the moon....

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

The Blue Moon?

To match your suede shoes?

 

[Cobra]

The Blue Moon?

Shine on harvest moon

 

[Cobra]

You certainly are a Space Oddity

Just a Starman

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Just a Starman

Could you be a starsailor?
You poor misguided fool....

 

[hunnymonster]

.... On the Hill?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

.... On the Hill?

Running up....

 

[Nod]

Or to?

 

[Cockney]

Running up....

Keep on running.

 

[Cobra]

Keep on running.

That sounds like a lot of effort ...
I'd prefer just to ....
ramble on

 

[Cockney]

That sounds like a lot of effort ...
I'd prefer just to ....
ramble on

Is that you Rose?

 

[Cobra]

Is that you Rose?

No, its Rosetta and I'm well, well well,

 

[Nod]

Why run when you can just Walk On By? (On The Wild Side...)

 

[munch]

or go for the walk of life.

 

[Cobra]

Walking on the Moon?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Walking on the Moon?

Come back soon, the beds too big without you...

 

[Cobra]

Come back soon, the beds too big without you...

Roxanne?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Roxanne?

Leave a light on....

 

[Nod]

Over at the Frankenstein Place?

 

[Cobra]

Looks like we have slipped into a time warp ...