The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cobra]

Somebody has to take it back.

OK I just need a little Time

 

[hunnymonster]

How long has this been goin' on?

 

[Cockney]

How long has this been goin' on?

Too long.

 

[Cockney]

OK I just need a little Time

You're Out Of Time.

 

[ancient_mariner]

You're Out Of Time.

Perhaps we could keep this going if we had Time In A Bottle?

 

[nilagin]

Perhaps we could keep this going if we had Time In A Bottle?

Or we could Turn Back Time.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Or we could Turn Back Time.

Then we could go back to the future?

 

[Cockney]

Perhaps we could keep this going if we had Time In A Bottle?

Thats the message.

 

[Cockney]

Then we could go back to the future?

In the year 2525?

 

[nilagin]

In the year 2525?

That's a bit Overkill.

 

[ancient_mariner]

In the year 2525?

I'd rather Party Like It's 20 years ago.

 

[Cockney]

That's a bit Overkill.

Just a little bit.

 

[Cockney]

I'd rather Party Like It's 20 years ago.

If you're going to party, party hard.

 

[ancient_mariner]

It's a right to fight for.

 

[Cockney]

It's a right to fight for.

Time is on your side.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Time is on your side.

Not when you're Lost In France.

 

[Cockney]

Not when you're Lost In France.

Show me the way to go home. (Bloody hell it must be getting late)

 

[ancient_mariner]

Show me the way to go home. (Bloody hell it must be getting late)

Only if you can get your knees up!

Yes, it's late - I'm halfway through a beer sat here.

 

[Cockney]

Only if you can get your knees up!

Yes, it's late - I'm halfway through a beer sat here.

Merlot here, mother brown.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Merlot here, mother brown.

Red, red wine? Nice.

 

[Cockney]

Red, red wine? Nice.

Rondo.

 

[nilagin]

Rondo.

I heard that on the grape vine

 

[Mag1cp2x]

I’m praying for rain in California

 

[Cobra]

I’m praying for rain in California

But it never rains in southern California

 

[MatBin]

Time to check out of the hotel, except you can never leave.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

But it never rains in southern California

Anyone know a good Hotel in California?

 

[Nod]

I hate doing that as the lunatics are on the grass

In a field near Cambridge? Or with Several Species of Small, Furry Animals - Grooving Together in a Cave With a Pict? (Might have to dig Ummagumma out!)

 

[nilagin]

Anyone know a good Hotel in California?

You need to ask the local Girls.
I am sure there was a young lady here somewhere, Have You Seen Her?

 

[Cobra]

except you can never leave.

I'm leaving on a jet plane ...

 

[Cobra]

Why? Have you seen her?

Have You Seen Her?

 

[Nod]

For your Summer Holiday?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I'm leaving on a jet plane ...

You can be my wingman anytime....

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

For your Summer Holiday?

We're all going....

 

[Nod]

..to Californicate?

 

[Cobra]

We're all going....

Down the dust pipe ..

 

[Deleted member 49428]

So another one bites the dust.

 

[Cobra]

Who wants to live forever (anyway? )

 

[Nod]

Anyway you want it?

 

[Cobra]

Sonny if you want it, come and get it

 

[nilagin]

Sonny if you want it, come and get it

What happened to Sally? Have you seen her?

Here I Go Again, repeating myself.