The Damned awful pun thread!

[hunnymonster]

If we're not careful Cobra will create Arrival thread

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

If we're not careful Cobra will create Arrival thread

That's the name of the game

 

[Cockney]

If we're not careful Cobra will create Arrival thread

He will only park it here.

 

[Cockney]

That's the name of the game

Its a question of balance.

 

[Cobra]

I'm trying to get it away from cars....

Agreed I never did like their music.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

He will only park it here.

Only for a while then he'll move on

 

[Cockney]

Only for a while then he'll move on

Down the road apiece?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Agreed I never did like their music.

My best friend's girl Like their music...

 

[Cockney]

My best friend's girl Like their music...

She used to be my girl.

 

[Cobra]

Down the road apiece?

Yes,there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

 

[Cockney]

She's no good, you stand by me.

 

[Cobra]

She's no good, you stand by me.

Why? Have you seen her?

 

[Cockney]

Why? Have you seen her?

I can see for miles!

 

[Cobra]

I could if not for the fog on the Tyne

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Why? Have you seen her?

No, but I've seen the rain
Have you ever seen the rain?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I could if not for the fog on the Tyne

It's all mine....

 

[Cockney]

I could if not for the fog on the Tyne

Preferable to being blinded by the light.

 

[Cockney]

No, but I've seen the rain
Have you ever seen the rain?

Never seen it raining men.

 

[Cobra]

Preferable to being blinded by the light.

Ah yes that'll be the stairway to heaven

 

[Cockney]

Ah yes that'll be the stairway to heaven

Ive knocked on heavens door.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Ah yes that'll be the stairway to heaven

I'm not ready so heaven can wait....

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I've heard that heaven is a place on earth .
It's near Carlisle....Belinda Carlisle

 

[Cockney]

I'm not ready so heaven can wait....

Hold on, I'm coming.

 

[Cobra]

I'm not ready so heaven can wait....

Film? Hmmm That may be the thread terminator post ....

 

[Cockney]

I've heard that heaven is a place on earth .
It's near Carlisle....Belinda Carlisle

There was a song about earth. Cant remember the title.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Film? Hmmm That may be the thread terminator post ....

If you use your loaf you meat remember the song...

 

[Cockney]

Film? Hmmm That may be the thread terminator post ....

The eve of destruction?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

There was a song about earth. Cant remember the title.

Was it about a man who fell?

 

[Cockney]

Was it about a man who fell?

No it was about a boy.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

No it was about a boy.

I was a hugh fan of that film

 

[Cobra]

No it was about a boy.

Was he watching Emily play by any chance?

 

[Cockney]

I was a hugh fan of that film

I prefer girls on film.

 

[Cobra]

I prefer girls on film.

Ah yes I remember that something about a lady in red

 

[Cockney]

Was he watching Emily play by any chance?

Possibly just look through any window.

 

[Cobra]

Possibly just look through any window.

I hate doing that as the lunatics are on the grass

 

[Cockney]

Ah yes I remember that something about a lady in red

Shes back jn the USSR now.

 

[Cockney]

I hate doing that as the lunatics are on the grass

At least the green green grass is home.

 

[Cobra]

Shes back jn the USSR now.

I'm sure JoJo will be getting back very soon

 

[Cockney]

I'm sure JoJo will be getting back very soon

Somebody has to take it back.

 

[Cobra]

At least the green green grass is home.

That's not unusual