The Damned awful pun thread!

[hunnymonster]

Mr Blue Sky

 

[Cockney]

Telstar

 

[nilagin]

Sleeping satellite

 

[Cobra]

You've been talking in your sleep

 

[nilagin]

Keep talking

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Modern talking

 

[Cobra]

Sweet talking guy

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Song for guy

 

[Cobra]

Annie's song

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Annie, I'm not your daddy

 

[nilagin]

Daddy cool

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Daddy's gone

 

[Cobra]

Son of my father

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Father and son

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I'm trying to watch the Rangers game here...

 

[Cobra]

I'm trying to watch the Rangers game here...

My condolences

Father and son

Mother and child reunion

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Mother

 

[Cobra]

Mamma we're all crazy now

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Crazy horses

 

[Cobra]

Mustang Sally

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Cars

 

[Cobra]

You can drive my car

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I'm in love with my car

 

[Cobra]

Love me tender love me true

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I love you love, my only true love....

 

[Cobra]

Love on a mountain top

( Brrrrrr )

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

River deep mountain high ...

 

[Cobra]

The Banks of the Ohio

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Matamoros banks

 

[Cobra]

South of the boarder
(tenuous )

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Beautiful South....

 

[Cockney]

London calling.
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[Bobsyeruncle]

Call me

 

[Cockney]

Hey joe!

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Joe le taxi

 

[nilagin]

Carry on cabby.

 

[Gremlin]

Big yellow taxi

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Big country

 

[nilagin]

Australia

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Down under