The 10 Commandments...

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Quality this. Haha.
I was just wondering what happened to Brian and the Judean People's Front, or was it the Peoples Front of Judea. He was covering for you at the time after all..
 
And as Brian/Jesus was walking through jerusalem, he first dropped a lenscap saying "Nikon" and then one saying "Canon". Follow the Canon yelled one group, follow the Nikon yell another and the creation of the two opposing religions of 'Tog were born........
 
Jesus said:
stuff.....up your masterpiece. You know that. Sheesh.
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Why thank you, good of you to say :) ... but I don't have any compassion, so unfortunately, your still going down for crimes against humanity.
 
I usually call for Jesus when I open my mail inbox each morning and see all that unwanted mail. Now he's spamming here! :D




[S3]When did I realise I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realised I was talking to myself.[/S3]
 
Bless you my children.

As today is the sabbath I have been relaxing the soul with a round of golf. Played poorly and it's true - even I can't hit a 1 iron.

Anyone heard from my son?
 
Ho ho ho!
I heard there was a gathering! Now who's been naughty and who's been nice?
 
Jesus said:
Holy crap! He does exist!
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Well, there's a time to announce the reality of ones existence and being as your all doing it, I thought it pertinent.

So what's on your list JC? Have you been washing behind your lugs?
 
Posting at 5.21am. I bet you've been out on the lash with Lucifer again! And on a Sunday with so much to do.
 
Hi Jesus

Just thought you should know your Father is my boss :D or should that be my boss is your Father, or at least he thinks he is.....:thinking:

Steve
 
Dear Santa ... I've been really good this year, for christmas I'd like lots of L lenses, a monster telescope and some chocolate ... No socks this year please ...
 
birdy961 said:
I have been good, does that count?:D
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Now if your quite certain that you've been good then of course it counts ho ho ho!

jgs001 said:
Dear Santa ... I've been really good this year, for christmas I'd like lots of L lenses, a monster telescope and some chocolate ... No socks this year please ...
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Now then, make sure you do your share of the washing ups and maybe there'll be something very nice for you under the tree this year, maybe even a pair of lovely warm woolen socks! Bewise's best!
Ho Ho Ho!
 
:lol:
 
wooooooooo hoooooooo :runaway:My evil plan has worked sound the seventh trumpet for the end is nigh. Now that i have lured you all to the end times (yep who'd av thought it would have been TP ) i can finish my evil plans:rules:

FIRSTLY: There is no Santa Claus :lol:

SECONDLY: Jesus i want you and your dad a fight :boxer:

THIRDLY: There shall be only ONE leader :canon:
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Devil said:
wooooooooo hoooooooo :runaway:My evil plan has worked sound the seventh trumpet for the end is nigh. Now that i have lured you all to the end times (yep who'd av thought it would have been TP ) i can finish my evil plans:rules:

FIRSTLY: There is no Santa Claus :lol:

SECONDLY: Jesus i want you and your dad a fight :boxer:

THIRDLY: There shall be only ONE leader :canon:
:exit:
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Dear oh dear it's smelly Mr mouldy socks again. Of course there's a Santa - Who's birthday do you think we celebrate every 25th December! (That's a little in-heaven joke)

As for a fight, throughout time you've lost every battle we ever had and as a punishment we've even made you wear the girlie little red horns and you still want some more....maybe I'll set the nuns onto you.

Lastly....I'm the Daddy and I'll decide if it's Canon or Nikon. By the way it's Canon. Nikon is for Buddhists. Not heard from the peacful one recently. Probably meditating somewhere.

Bless you all and remember, "The Devil wears Primark".
 
Devil said:
wooooooooo hoooooooo :runaway:My evil plan has worked sound the seventh trumpet for the end is nigh. Now that i have lured you all to the end times (yep who'd av thought it would have been TP ) i can finish my evil plans:rules:

FIRSTLY: There is no Santa Claus :lol:

SECONDLY: Jesus i want you and your dad a fight :boxer:

THIRDLY: There shall be only ONE leader :canon:
:exit:
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Woo-hoo! Bring it. Bottomless pit death match!
 
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