Thanks Emmerdale

[Veracocha]

I ended up in a hospital ward today with suspected strangulated testicles. After much prodding & probing they let me go home and return tomorrow for more tests. When my 8 year old daughter came home from school she showed surprise at what was I doing at home.

I told her that I had to go to the hospital as I had a problem with my ''man parts'

She turned to me and the wife and said 'have you got crabs?'

Mortified I asked her where she got such an idea? Emmerdale she said :shrug:

 

[Matt Sayle]

Ouch sounds nasty.

@ your daughter

 

[mrgubby]

I ended up in a hospital ward today with suspected strangulated testicles.

I would slacken your grip a bit in future :shrug:

 

[Veracocha]

I would slacken your grip a bit in future :shrug:

I've got a pair of M C Hammer trousers on until further notice.

 

[mrgubby]

I've got a pair of M C Hammer trousers on until further notice.

I bought a pair after Mr Snip visited

 

[Jamesbuk]

Are you sure she doesnt have a friend called Emma Dale?

Regards, James

 

[Ally]

I bought a pair after Mr Snip visited

Ouchy!!!