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Defence Attorney: What is your age?
Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to
you?
Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
porch
on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the
porch and sat down beside me.
Defence Attorney: Did you know him?
Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed
away some 30 years ago.
Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive
and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and
said to him..."Take me. young man...Take me!"
Defence Attorney: Did he take you?
Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" ..............
And that's when I shot the little b'stard,...
Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to
you?
Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
porch
on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the
porch and sat down beside me.
Defence Attorney: Did you know him?
Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed
away some 30 years ago.
Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive
and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and
said to him..."Take me. young man...Take me!"
Defence Attorney: Did he take you?
Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" ..............
And that's when I shot the little b'stard,...
