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has anyone else taken part in medical tests/drug tests/psycology and parapsycology tests for money? has anyone any idea where you can get to do them for cash. when i was in northampton uni i let them use me for lots of different tests, all parapsycology stuff like psycic power, premonition, etc. i just wondered if anyone knows of any company that advertises for people. because i need some money fast lol
 
Dude. Any decent parascyology department is going to see you coming and get the hell out of town.
 
explains a lot tbh.
 
You think you can just turn up and be give a couple of pills and a fistful of cash?

There's a screening process, a wait for the trial to start, etc.

If it's fast cash you need then maybe kidney & ebay? :lol:
 
Woodsy said:
See, I've seen enough s*** on the net now to know that when someone says that, it really is best to remain ignorant :P
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I was nosy and googled it and now feel like an accidental pervert! :(
 
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Ashers said:
when i was in northampton uni i let them use me for lots of different tests, all parapsycology stuff like psycic power, premonition, etc.
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Oh Ashers..... *shakes head*
 
I thought about being a sperm donor for cash. But I guess it's like placing a deposit into a bank, and of course once you withdraw you lose interest.



:naughty:
 
Get yourself down the gentlemans relish donation department.
 
mrgubby said:
do you mean you want an accidental pervert or consider yourself an accidental pervert ???







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Lol i consider myself a pervert who became a pervert by accident!:p
 
I googled northampton uni and it made me feel quite sick.
 
Ian D J said:
I thought about being a sperm donor for cash. But I guess it's like placing a deposit into a bank, and of course once you withdraw you lose interest.



:naughty:
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Hmmm.
Nice idea......
I've been thinking of a way of earning a few more £££££££
 
Woodsy said:
See, I've seen enough s*** on the net now to know that when someone says that, it really is best to remain ignorant :P
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The worst thing is though - it's like saying 'don't press the red button'. It will bug you until you do.
 
ban whoever suggested spermbank, imagine it, a whole generation of ashers in 20 years:eek:
 
Curiosity got the better of me, so I HAD to Google Goatse.

Jesus, why do I do these things.
I just NEVER learn :puke:

If anyone else is considering doing it, please take some advice. DON'T DO IT. You don't want to know......
 
Foggy said:
Dont google it.
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And of course I had to :D
wished I hadn't :(

Ash they were "crying out" for sperm doners on the radio the other day,
it seems that there has been a dramtic drop in volunteers over the past few years

So the various clinics are looking for fit healthy young men
IIRC you aren't allowed to have sex
or a hand shandy for at least a month before hand <snigger>

but the pay was crap only a few quid
I guess that the "doners" were fed up with being called w8nkerz :shrug:
Who knows?
 
I have no will power, but I'm glad that I only got as far as the Wikepedia entry - no pics, just a description. yeow
 
Cobra said:
And of course I had to :D
wished I hadn't :(

Ash they were "crying out" for sperm doners on the radio the other day,
it seems that there has been a dramtic drop in volunteers over the past few years

So the various clinics are looking for fit healthy young men
IIRC you aren't allowed to have sex
or a hand shandy for at least a month before hand <snigger>

but the pay was crap only a few quid
I guess that the "doners" were fed up with being called w8nkerz :shrug:
Who knows?
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Well that's me knackered on two of the requirements then :D
 
lol well at uni i got 20 pounds each, i did three tests in a week. that was 60 quid. for three parapsycology tests to judge as i said my pyscic ability. it was an easy 60 quid. and they found that i could predict when something was about to scare me lol
 
OOF shoud be renamed Ashers Lounge in appreciation of his excellent contributions :D
 
Galaxy66 said:
OOF shoud be renamed Ashers Lounge in appreciation of his excellent contributions :D
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:lol::lol::lol:
That has to be the best suggestion all night Mal :thumbs:
 
andy_fozzy said:
Curiosity got the better of me, so I HAD to Google Goatse.

Jesus, why do I do these things.
I just NEVER learn :puke:

If anyone else is considering doing it, please take some advice. DON'T DO IT. You don't want to know......
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My work here is done :D
 
i didnt dare look at it.... petes tastes are even too much for me
 
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