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Ahoy landlubbers... It be that time o' year again!

Time to get out yer dubloons fer a grand cause so don't be a scurvy dog, send em yer Pieces of Eight... Or i'll be givin you a keelhaulin!

Arrrrrrrrrr!
 
Bloody landlubbers!!! :geek::nuts:

Avast, Matey! That be fightin' talk :bat:We'll be a swashbucklin' on the high seas and yer'll be a feelin' me Cat o' Nine Tails before the sun sets! :D

Erm... Yo Ho Ho!

Does ye like me Pirate Avataaaaaaaaarrr?
 
Why are Pirates called Pirates?.........





























'cos they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

:coat::tumbleweed:
 
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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!

What is a pirate's favourite type of music?
Arr and B!

How did the captains of Spanish treasure ships keep their cool?
They wore anti-pers-pirate!!!

:D
 
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!

What is a pirate's favourite type of music?
Arr and B!

How did the captains of Spanish treasure ships keep their cool?
They wore anti-pers-pirate!!!

:D

Your coat? Certainly Sir. :coat:

:D
 
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrse ..........oops wrong thread should just arrrrrr






its funny in my head (read cobras thread) :D
 
I'll be One-eyed Jake, so keep still `cause I've got my beedy eye on the lot of yers. Arrr!

One eye isn't the only thing I've got one orrff . . .

<sob>

I lost me arm in the Army.
I lost me leg in the Navy.
I lost me c*ck in the butcher's shop . . .
And found it in the gravy!

Arrr . . . arrr . . . Ahhhhhggggrrrrr!!!
 
I'm "Captain Jonathan"

Sound like he enjoys it up the poop deck

:eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
Captain Obadiah..... at yore service Arrr
 
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrse ..........oops wrong thread should just arrrrrr
its funny in my head (read cobras thread) :D

Not bad Lee :thumbs: :D

The Dread Pirate Brigand, be me, me hearties
Oh er missus
I mean O Arrrrrrr
 
Why not ask to become theeee companies photographaaaargh - ye obviously enjoy shooting theee stuff thee be makin, thee like yer style, could be an "nice little earnaaargh", and give ye some good shots - say ye will offer a rebate on these shots if thee use ye to snap for them - if thee don't take ye up then ye will still get the booty, and thee do ye get more peices of eight aarggh!

Lawrie

(when a newbie looks back on this thread, thee will be puzzled by the lingo, d'ya reckon, aarrggh!)

:lol: What a great post!
 
Just read through some of the jokes in OOF; and thee are even funnier :lol:
 
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