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Driving along to pick up Mrs archangel I seen a guy walking a long the road with a snake draped around his neck......how odd:eek:
 
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Many years ago in Longsight Manchester There used to be a guy who always walked about with a parrot on his shoulder.
 
No. Obviously we called him Long John Silver. Blue jacket with white stripe down back
 
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I get some odd looks with a cat on a lead.....:D
 
Cg_Girl said:
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Right? :lol:
I was a little afraid to open the thread!

There's a chap who lives on the front in Ramsgate who often sits outside with either a python or a HUGE iguana. Happy for passersby to handle either.
He rightfully reckons that a few hours of natural sunlight is worth far much more than a heat lamp.

In my late teens I had a pet rat (Porthos) who regularly accompanied me and my friends to the Colluseum pub in Derby :lol:
 
I once took the wife out in public. Never again.:rolleyes:
 
viv1969 said:
Right? :lol:
I was a little afraid to open the thread!

There's a chap who lives on the front in Ramsgate who often sits outside with either a python or a HUGE iguana. Happy for passersby to handle either.
He rightfully reckons that a few hours of natural sunlight is worth far much more than a heat lamp.

In my late teens I had a pet rat (Porthos) who regularly accompanied me and my friends to the Colluseum pub in Derby :lol:
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The daughter of the landlord and lady at our local many moons ago used to bring her snake down after closing, one night though she was too close to the pool table and it got stuck down a pocket :D
 
Cg_Girl said:
The daughter of the landlord and lady at our local many moons ago used to bring her snake down after closing, one night though she was too close to the pool table and it got stuck down a pocket :D
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I stopped taking Porthos to the pub after he went awol one evening only to be found finishing off an unattended half of mild behind the bar :lol:
 
archangel said:
Driving along to pick up Mrs archangel I seen a guy walking a long the road with a snake draped around his neck......how odd:eek:
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That's nothing, a woman stayed with us a few years ago with hers and she had it on a lead in the garden!
 
archangel said:
Driving along to pick up Mrs archangel I seen a guy walking a long the road with a snake draped around his neck......how odd:eek:
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I often drape a person around my neck :thumbs:
 
archangel said:
Driving along to pick up Mrs archangel I seen a guy walking a long the road with a snake draped around his neck......how odd:eek:
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Sure he wasn't just wearing his jumper over his shoulders ?
 
I can't remember, its been shut years and it was a good few before it shut I was a teenager. I grew up in Nottingham so used to venture to Derby for a bet when we were feeling brave
viv1969 said:
You know it?
How many pool tables?
:LOL: ;)
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boyfalldown said:
I can't remember, its been shut years and it was a good few before it shut I was a teenager. I grew up in Nottingham so used to venture to Derby for a bet when we were feeling brave
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Bloody hell...congrats on survival!
Colluseum wasn't too far ftom the station so fair do's.
I believe it's been swallowed by a shopping centre now.

We used to travel the opposite way...to Rock City :lol:
 
viv1969 said:
Bloody hell...congrats on survival!
Colluseum wasn't too far ftom the station so fair do's.
I believe it's been swallowed by a shopping centre now.

We used to travel the opposite way...to Rock City :LOL:
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I used to hang out in there a fair bit too, I went back at the end of last year cause I thought early 40s, bald in a nightclub is such a good look ;) You still stick to the floor
 
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There is a bloke around our way that you see out quite frequently with his parrot on his shoulder.
 
neil_g said:
i used to know a guy who took his parrot to the pub in a harness and lead.
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I knew a guy who took his pet fox to the pub. The barman said "what are you doing with that pig". The guy replied "it is not a pig it's a fox". The barman then said "it is the fox I was talking to" :exit:
 
arclight said:
I knew a guy who took his pet fox to the pub. The barman said "what are you doing with that pig". The guy replied "it is not a pig it's a fox". The barman then said "it is the fox I was talking to" :exit:
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Ba-da-boom-TISH!!!!
 
Well actually, I'd heard that slightly different,
a guy walks into his bedroom, with a sheep under his arm,
he says "this is the pig I have sex with, when you have a headache".

His wife says, "I hate to tell you, but that's a sheep"

He then says...................................
I wasn't talking to you!
 
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