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Took today off.Was bored.

Then a cunning plan from somewhere deep within hatched.....so off I went and gathered some ammo for said cunning plan.....


No sooner had I boiled the kettle the phone rings.....I answer it and it is my old friend from the PPI company.....
"Are you ok to talk?" Said PPI guy
"Bear with me until I finish up what I am doing." I reply.
"No problem." Comes back the reply.

I set the phone near my computer speakers.

Then I cue a little sound clip of a couple finishing off a love making session......

I wait a few seconds and then I pick up the phone and say "sorry about the wait, how can I help you?"

Silence then a sheepish voice says "I will call you back at a more convenient time!" Followed by a click.....I thought I was going to p*** myself laughing.:D

Not bored anymore but can't wait until they ring back
 
You'll be a legend in the call centre :lol:
 
I did choose a rather high impact clip with a lot of oooohs and aaaahs lol
 
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Just wondering what sort of weirdo has audio of a sex session saved... Much as I enjoy the act itself, it's hardly a spectator sport and certainly doesn't (IMO) transfer well to radio!
 
Nod said:
Just wondering what sort of weirdo has audio of a sex session saved... Much as I enjoy the act itself, it's hardly a spectator sport and certainly doesn't (IMO) transfer well to radio!
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That's what is great with the world wide web.....There is very little that you cannot get if you look in the right places;)
 
That is a classic...... i wonder how many others will go and do the same:D
 
The word is out....:eek: a bloody animal charity had just rung.......that's another daily phone call to expect :mad:
 
archangel said:
The word is out....:eek: a bloody animal charity had just rung.......that's another daily phone call to expect :mad:
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Serves you right for being such good entertainment. :D
 
When they rang I wasn't ready with the audio clip for a bit of fun....so I told the chugger that I was recording the telephone conversation for legal and lawful purposes and that if I feel that I was being pressured into giving money I would be making official complaints to the charity governing body. It was a short conversation.:D
 
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archangel said:
When they rang I want ready for a bit of fun....so I told the chugger that I was recording the telephone conversation for legal and lawful purposes and that if I feel that I was being pressured into giving money I would be making official complaints to the charity governing body. It was a short conversation.:D
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Thats another worth noting :D
 
Cobra said:
Thats another worth noting :D
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My other favorite script for nuisance calls goes like this......

Phone rings
Archangel picks up phone and waits for response
Call centre agent says opening line

Archangel replies....."Welcome to the house of sin. How can we service you today?"

If they don't hang up and try to continue with sales pitch I try to sell them some sexual services with big bertha and her mother.......:D
 
archangel said:
If they don't hang up and try to continue with sales pitch I try to sell them some sexual services with big bertha and her mother.......:D
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You need to be careful on that one, some people may well pay handsomely for that ;)

I take it you've seen / heard this BTW?
Allegedly true.

 
Nod said:
Just wondering what sort of weirdo has audio of a sex session saved... Much as I enjoy the act itself, it's hardly a spectator sport and certainly doesn't (IMO) transfer well to radio!
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You are familiar with the internet, are you not? :lol: :lol:
 
I am and there are large areas I avoid. Not from prudery but because I don't find it enjoyable to watch - far more fun to be an active participant IMO.
 
I'm sure I have come across whole websites dedicated to methods of winding up cold callers.

I also recall the case of some chap who was so sick of being cold called that he advised them that if they rang again he would charge them for his time by the hour. Apparently he took them to court and won.
 
I find asking them for their bank details, first line of their address and postcode usually does the trick.
But I think Archangel's method is by far more classy :lol:
 
if they're calling from geordie land I tend to play *guess-which-area-you're-from then talk to them for ages about the place - not only do I miss my home town but I can talk the hind leg off a donkey heh

*the accent is different depending on where in newcastle you're from, like Jarrow, south shields, gosforth, gateshead etc
 
If they are female I generally try to chat them up ... oddly they don't seem to call back :suspect:

if they are male I ask them for advice about my Love life .. they don't call back either
 
While not as entertaining, I just say "Sure.. hang on one second..." then just put the phone down and never go back.

The more of their time you waste the better IMO.
 
u8myufo said:
So we now know archangel has to fake it :)
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I felt that as I was the only one in the house at the time it would have been slightly weird to give a one man show to a complete stranger on the other end of the phone...... :eek:
 
Only just read this status . . . but well played, sir! A tip of the hat to you.
 
my favourite response to callers runs like this ,
is mr ...... there please :
who's calling please :
my names michael and i,m from xyz company :
stop right there this is inspector brown from the welsh police how well did you know the murder victim :
CLICK

never fails :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
 
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