Surely one for April 1st

[LowIQ]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-32026636

"US researchers are investigating ways to extract the gold and precious metals from human faeces.
The group identified gold in waste from American sewage treatment plants at levels which if found in rock could be worth mining."

 

[LASTOLITE]

All that glitters is no......Hold on........

 

[LowIQ]

the glitter from the sh...

 

[DorsetDude]

A whole new slant on marmite-mining

 

[Steve Smith]

All that glitters is no......Hold on........

One of the most commonly mis-quoted phases. It's glistens, not glitters.


Steve.

 

[AndyB1976]

Is the 'bite test' still the best way of confirming its authenticity? Just hope its not sweetcorn :nailbiting:

 

[viv1969]

One of the most commonly mis-quoted phases. It's glistens, not glitters.


Steve.

Oh dear....

Actually it's "Glisters"

 

[DorsetDude]

Where there's muck there's brass

 

[Cobra]

One of the most commonly mis-quoted phases. It's glistens, not glitters.Steve.

Led Zeppelin lyrics say
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
So it must be right if they say so

All that glitters is no......Hold on........

And of course the Northern saying hold true as well.
"Where there's muck there's brass"
edit, too slow on that last one.

 

[Ian D J]

I know of someone who is that tight a**ed that if I was to shove a lump of coal up his backside, he's be pooping diamonds.

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Trying to think of a joke about vegetarians having 18 carrot gold poo...





...cant make it work at the mo

 

[Cobra]

Trying to think of a joke about vegetarians having 18 carrot gold poo...

No don't bother

 

[Nikon_Nick]

No don't bother

 

[viv1969]

Oh go on fella....you go ahead and think of one...ignore the mean snake

 

[Nikon_Nick]

No...wont be the same now

 

[Steve Smith]

Actually it's "Glisters"

You're right. I knew it was one or the other but not glitters!


Steve.

 

[Spuff]

Oh dear....

Actually it's "Glisters"

As Lord Charles would know, glisters are what ventriloquists get when they have an ill fitting puppet

 

[LASTOLITE]

One of the most commonly mis-quoted phases. It's glistens, not glitters.


Steve.

I prefer Glitters when it comes to Gold

 

[LASTOLITE]

So you can shine a tur.... then, only in the USA though were theirs is better than ours...O well in about 7 to 10 years we will be at it too.

 

[Ian D J]

I think I may have found the culprit . . . http://www.lostateminor.com/2015/03...-a-cake-that-looks-like-a-24-carrot-gold-bar/