Stupid, stuck up, Audi driving cow.

It was far to cold to be arsing around with the 400D I just5 wanted a nice record shot. The reason I got so het up was becaus most normal people and see what I am doing, wait, and then when I wave to say thank you, then they pull in. It is simple manners :)
 
I'm with you on the bad manners thing Chief. I was in Pet Smart a few weeks ago, having parked in an empty section of car park. Walking back to the car some snotty old fat piece drove in and parked her Audi A3 about 4" away from my car.
Now I've had dozy b'stards dinging my car before in this fashion, so I asked if she could maybe have parked a bit closer because I have a new f***ing tin opener I need to try out.
She replied, "I didn't see your car parked there. You don't need to be so agressive about it!"
"Didn't see the only car in this section of car park? Why is the dozy old boot driving if she is visually impaired?
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manners

Manners, manners. They call it manners

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I only stop if someone wants to take a photo of my car :D
 
Flash In The Pan said:
Now try and get this image out of your mind :lol:

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Utter rofl :D
 
This may seem random, but bear with me!

Today at work I was told I am too nice, I always look for the best in people, give them the benefit of the doubt!

I come across idiots and selfish and stupid and down right horrible people a lot, but, after a s*** experience with a nasty piece, I walk away, look in the mirror and smile! I am happy to be me! I am glad I am not them! I will always be nice! and they will always be miserable! they must have a really crappy, unhappy existence on this planet! and THAT makes me smile! :D
 
Techno-Geek said:
Erm ok how about this

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You get it now? do you? if you don't you need to watch some telly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0mXUC0cUPg



feeling is how i have always wrote it thank you

Simples...........................................................................get it..........................................................HAHA
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Radgy thread aside, this made me laugh.
Thanks
 
Matt Sayle said:
On me way home from Oulton Park I saw a E-Type jag parked up in a car park. I stopped to take a picture of it. I got my phone out of my pocket, lined up the shot (it was obvous what I was doing) then just as I go to press the shutter some stupid ****ing cow ina big fat Audi went and parked between me and the car. She tehn got her lardy body out of the car and gave me a snotty look. Stuck up stupid friggin' bitch.

THe reason I am so angry. THERE WAS A CAR PARK SPACE BEHIND WHERE AHE PARKED AND SHE COULD SEE WHAT I WAS DOING AND SHE GAVE ME THE EVILS!!!!!!!

It wouldnt have been hard to wait 30 secs for me to take the shot or turn the steering wheel right instead of left but becuase the fat retard is scared of excerise she had to park nearest to the door.

I know it sounds like I am getting grr over nohting but I hate people who have no manners etc.
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I'm afraid Matt, with your OP you are showing your age big time. A very immature response to a very understandable situation.

I HATE it when people use the 'fat' card to insult to. Would you like it if you came across a post on another forum by this lady ... "This spotty little scroat was hanging around the car park, obviously taking pictures of cars on his phone to show his mates ... who knows, maybe they are joyriders ... maybe I should report it to the police?!:eek: and make sure the spotty little scroat is BANNED from entering Oulton Park".

Totally over the top right? Just like your response was IMO. You could of diffused the situation by commenting on what a gorgeous car it was when she met eyes with you. You might have even got a smile.
 
Jo said:
I'm afraid Matt, with your OP you are showing your age big time. A very immature response to a very understandable situation.
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Who's age is he suppsed to show?
 
OK, maybe I worded it wrong. But it's no excuse for such a vile reaction IMO. It's also not something I come to TP to read about either. It makes my eyes sore.
 
Jo,

I'm afraid I see acts of lazyness, such as what Matt saw, day in, day out ! It gets to a point where you question the values of EVERY person you see in the street. Not a nice thing to have to do and it gets very very annoying. Prolly hence the op's comments.

I've been stood at the roadside before, waiting to cross with my 2 lads. People drive up and park right where I'm trying to cross (I mean RIGHT there, so their back door is in front of me) just so they can be near the shop and not have to walk 20 yards.

I'm sorry but this makes me mad and provokes a reaction a bit like the o/p.
 
There's a licenced grocer/newsagent right opposite our road-end and we see this type of behaviour all to regularly. Folk trying to cross the road at the traffic island and lazy sods parking there because it's the closest point to the shop. It's all remnants of the me culture encouraged by ole Maggie Snatcher during her wehrmacht occupation of this country, and further promoted by phoney Tony and his various brownshirts.
As for the "fat" thing Jo, it's an unfortunate but inevitable side of our culture that peeps will pick on the most obvious feature of a person. Fat, skinny, spekky, ginger, spotty, beardy, baldy........ the list goes on. It's normally not personal despite how it looks and feels to the recipient, it's just an example of generalised prejudice. Being of the balding, lardy and bespectacled persuasion myself I have been on the receiving end of this myself. Sticks and stones and all that....
 
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The "fat" card as an insult is perfectly acceptable. One chooses to be fat (the actual number of people with a medical issue is less than 1% of the population).
 
Myky D said:
The "fat" card as an insult is perfectly acceptable. One chooses to be fat (the actual number of people with a medical issue is less than 1% of the population).
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Don't you just love those 90 ton son style documentaries where the mother wails about not wanting to lose her little darling, whilst shoving deep fried lard pasty and chips down his gullet?
 
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The thing is, people cry "Won't SOMEBODY think of the children?!" and the moment a famous glam-rock popstar does they go absolutely mental and jail him.
 
Borats Baby said:
Jo,

I'm afraid I see acts of lazyness, such as what Matt saw, day in, day out ! It gets to a point where you question the values of EVERY person you see in the street. Not a nice thing to have to do and it gets very very annoying. Prolly hence the op's comments.

I've been stood at the roadside before, waiting to cross with my 2 lads. People drive up and park right where I'm trying to cross (I mean RIGHT there, so their back door is in front of me) just so they can be near the shop and not have to walk 20 yards.
I'm sorry but this makes me mad and provokes a reaction a bit like the o/p.
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I'd be tempted to open the door and climb in and ask them where we're going. :lol:
 
nilagin said:
I'd be tempted to open the door and climb in and ask them where we're going. :lol:
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:lol:

I made a remark to the woman about her stupid parking, her reaction was to sarcastically walk into the middle of the street, hold up the cars with hand gestures and shout " come on love, its all clear, you can cross now " as loud as she could so as to make a fool of ME ?

I really felt like kicking her in the fanny. :thumbs:
 
i dont choose to be fat.
i merely choose to eat cake. a lot.:razz::lol:
my pet hate is numpties that park on zig xag lines at a pedestrain crossing near a local shop.
theres a free car park 30 yards away. and parking space fro 50 yds either side of the crossing.
but theres always some nork who has to park RIGHT NEXT TO THE CROSSING.
ive never seen one get a ticket either.
fanny. thats american for bottom isnt it?
 
My pet hate: Bell ends like the Merc 4x4 driving R-Tard I saw in Poole today, who decided that in a car park that was totally full, it was ok for them to park straddling 2 spaces...

It's called insurance, you ****wit, and it's there incase someone does accidentally put their door into yours. Better still, leave the ****ing tank at home, it's a freaking shopping centre, not downtown Basra. *****.
 
Audi drivers are the 'new' BMW drivers apparently...lol
 
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