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the black fox said:
whatever turns you on baby ,once knew a girl well adult about 25 i guess ,that really had a THING about rabbit skins .oh and a carrier bag full of assorted vibrators ,i had to buy a box of duracells for her before visiting once ,ah my mis-spent past ,ye gods just realised that must have been at least 36 years ago ,PHEW don't time fly
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You don't need battery powered goods if you know your alphabet. ;)
 
nilagin said:
You don't need battery powered goods if you know your alphabet. ;)
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Perhaps not if you are a two dicked dog, but despite the stories I've never actually seen one ;)
 
Bet Dr Doolittle knows where to find one
 
jonbeeza said:
Aww cheers my missus just loves sweet, going to play this for her now.. I always thought Sweet did living next door to Alice..Noo it was Smokie my missus says, a quick yahoo it confirms this :)
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Maybe she just likes a bit of little willy:p
 
jonbeeza said:
They are normally found in certain streets, with a certain amount of lamp posts :rolleyes:
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Aha, on Privet Drive. Superb that resolves one mystery.
 
dejongj said:
Absolutely and also rather hot..
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You forgot the buns, onions, tomato sauce and mustard!

Go sit in a corner and think about what you did (or didn't do for that matter) :p
 
Cobra said:
Now thats sorted I bet you are as happy as a dog with 2 dicks :D
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My missus was surprised our dog knows the way to her mates house. She reckons it's because our dog loves her mates leather look, dress style. My missus deffo knows, one of us is into tanned hide...
 
jonbeeza said:
My missus was surprised our dog knows the way to her mates house. She reckons it's because our dog loves her mates leather look, dress style. My missus deffo knows, one of us is into tanned hide...
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LOL :D

You want birds bound by their ankles with leather?
I can do you pictures of birds bound by their ankles in leather :thumbs:













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Ooops the one that got away :D

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Cobra said:
LOL :D

You want birds bound by their ankles with leather?
I can do you pictures of birds bound by their ankles in leather (y)
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Oh thanks that would be great, I can then take it home and mount it :rolleyes:
 
Nod said:
Would "Number 42, Mornington Crescent" win me the prize?




I did like the '80s bumper stickers that some Golf GTis had on them...
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I remember them back in the day, at the time I never understood what they were about ..
 
In some markets the Golf was called the Rabbit and since it was fuel injected, it was a "Rabbit Injection". With the rabbit's reputation for (let's call it) carnal enthusiasm, some bright spark came up with the altered logo. On a similar theme, you used to be able to get spare wheel covers for Suzuki Rhino... http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/360404708812-0-1/s-l1000.jpg


On topic (oxymoron alert!!!), there's a pet grooming place in Hania, Crete that delights in the name of "Doggy Style" - the shop uses the English name rather than a Greek translation. Unfortunately I was driving each time we passed it so didn't get a shot but will try to remember to get one in August/September when we'll be passing it again. (Oddly, Googling "doggy style chania" only brings up one porn result on the first page!!!)
 
Nod said:
Oddly, Googling "doggy style chania" only brings up one porn result on the first page!!!
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I believe that google is predisposed to your "internet preferences" other people are likely to get dog grooming.
Which in itself maybe illegal in some countries :D
 
Nod said:
In some markets the Golf was called the Rabbit and since it was fuel injected, it was a "Rabbit Injection". With the rabbit's reputation for (let's call it) carnal enthusiasm, some bright spark came up with the altered logo. On a similar theme, you used to be able to get spare wheel covers for Suzuki Rhino... http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/360404708812-0-1/s-l1000.jpg
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Ahh I see, nope never knew that ;)

Nod said:
On topic (oxymoron alert!!!), there's a pet grooming place in Hania, Crete that delights in the name of "Doggy Style" - the shop uses the English name rather than a Greek translation. Unfortunately I was driving each time we passed it so didn't get a shot but will try to remember to get one in August/September when we'll be passing it again. (Oddly, Googling "doggy style chania" only brings up one porn result on the first page!!!)
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Dog grooming place near us, can't believe the name :eek: not allowed to do oodling with google, I play safe :rolleyes:
 
jonbeeza said:
Emery board takes care of that, other wise it just brings tears to my eyes :confused:
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Or put it another way ..

Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a
poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a great Dane.

The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "why are you here?"
The schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well.
I've been having accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too old and sick
so he brought me here to be put to sleep."

The schnauzer asks the poodle "why are you here?"
The poodle responds, "I've not been myself lately. I've been especially high
strung. I've been barking all the time, I've been snapping at people and I
even bit one of the neighbor's kids. Nobody knows why this has been
happening. My owner says he can't risk me biting somebody else so he brought
me here to be put to sleep."

The poodle and schnauzer ask the great Dane why he is here.
The great Dane responds: "My owner is this beautiful model. Yesterday
she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick
up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over
and the next thing I know I'm on top of her doing the doggie thing. I
couldn't help myself. "

The poodle asks: "so she brought you here to put to sleep?"
"Oh, no...., I'm just here to get my nails trimmed."
 
Cobra said:
Or put it another way ..

Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a
poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a great Dane.

The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "why are you here?"
The schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well.
I've been having accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too old and sick
so he brought me here to be put to sleep."

The schnauzer asks the poodle "why are you here?"
The poodle responds, "I've not been myself lately. I've been especially high
strung. I've been barking all the time, I've been snapping at people and I
even bit one of the neighbor's kids. Nobody knows why this has been
happening. My owner says he can't risk me biting somebody else so he brought
me here to be put to sleep."

The poodle and schnauzer ask the great Dane why he is here.
The great Dane responds: "My owner is this beautiful model. Yesterday
she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick
up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over
and the next thing I know I'm on top of her doing the doggie thing. I
couldn't help myself. "

The poodle asks: "so she brought you here to put to sleep?"
"Oh, no...., I'm just here to get my nails trimmed."
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And nicely put too ;) lol
 
Read that joke to my poodle ,worked wonders he started behaving himself and stopped barking right away
 
the black fox said:
Read that joke to my poodle ,worked wonders he started behaving himself and stopped barking right away
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Excellent, glad to have helped :thumbs:

Anyone with a great Dane out there? :D
 
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jonbeeza said:
I too also told it to my staffie, she was not impressed. She is obviously straight :rolleyes:
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Apparently Great Danes don't live very long, your lucky if they live till eight I was told. My friend was going to get one, till he found this out. He decided to get a Tortoise instead, it seems they can live to well over one hundred...
 
jonbeeza said:
Apparently Great Danes don't live very long, your lucky if they live till eight I was told. My friend was going to get one, till he found this out. He decided to get a Tortoise instead, it seems they can live to well over one hundred...
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And the rest :)
 
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