Diego Garcia
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OK, So I am now back in Bristol after 5 days away as frankly I was bored and it was so cold down there this morning, I though my winky was going to fall off.
Anyway, have to say I think I have had a prophetic few days. I can see myself living in a caravan when Mum and Dad are long gone. At 35 I simply cant afford a new place since my marriage ended and reckon a caravan may be where it is at.
Anyway, this afternoon, my Dad who is 63 asked me a favour. Would I trim his nose and ear hair as I always harp on about it?
So I did. Was one of those father and son bonding moments again. I really love my Dad, he is an amazing man.
Turns out that after all these years he has no middle bit in his nose as wasted away due to chrome spraying when he was an apprentice. You learn something new everyday. I kid you not when I say I could see his brain.
In the end I asked my Mum to call Sting as I said we could remake a rainforest with his clippings.
Funny old days eh?
Dont know why I am writing this. Just had a nice day is all. On a really good combo of anti depressants and have not felt this upbeat in an age. .
On a different note, had a great new hair cut as well, short and point cut on top, lots of edge but had the back chemically straightened so I look like a german footballer which was my objective. Think contrived trailer park trash I suppose.
Dad said I look like Adrian Mole
Maybe thats the link to this monologue type post.
The secret diary of Diego Garcia aged 35 & 1/3rd.
Anyway, have to say I think I have had a prophetic few days. I can see myself living in a caravan when Mum and Dad are long gone. At 35 I simply cant afford a new place since my marriage ended and reckon a caravan may be where it is at.
Anyway, this afternoon, my Dad who is 63 asked me a favour. Would I trim his nose and ear hair as I always harp on about it?
So I did. Was one of those father and son bonding moments again. I really love my Dad, he is an amazing man.
In the end I asked my Mum to call Sting as I said we could remake a rainforest with his clippings.
Funny old days eh?
Dont know why I am writing this. Just had a nice day is all. On a really good combo of anti depressants and have not felt this upbeat in an age. .

On a different note, had a great new hair cut as well, short and point cut on top, lots of edge but had the back chemically straightened so I look like a german footballer which was my objective. Think contrived trailer park trash I suppose.
Dad said I look like Adrian Mole
Maybe thats the link to this monologue type post.The secret diary of Diego Garcia aged 35 & 1/3rd.