Sshhh, don't scare the Mods .....

[Peter B]

but there's a factory on fire in Glasgow tonight and it makes

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/13713479.Firefighters_battling_factory_blaze/

 

[viv1969]

Mods....if you've been affected by any of the issues raised in tonight's thread, trained volunteers are waiting to laugh like loons listen.......

 

[camerassassin]

Good gracious - I used to work there - many many moons ago.

I don't remember being made there

 

[Cg_Girl]

Prepare for TP failure anytime soon

 

[viv1969]

Prepare for TP failure anytime soon

To be fair, I suspect they've already got a pretty sizeable "doomsday prep" type of stash.

 

[Cg_Girl]

To be fair, I suspect they've already got a pretty sizeable "doomsday prep" type of stash.

Yeah but we know how quick Marcel gets through them as soon as there's an issue lol

 

[Peter B]

To be fair, I suspect they've already got a pretty sizeable "doomsday prep" type of stash.

They can't still be on the supplies they froze for the Millenium Bug can they?

 

[Byker28i]

Prepare for TP failure anytime soon

Nah - provided the hamster is fed well (and he doesn't eat biscuits) it'll be fine. It only breaks when Marcel is testing 'features'

 

[piggin]

What will the world dunk in their tea now there is a shortage of hobnobs.

 

[Llamaman]

To be fair, I suspect they've already got a pretty sizeable "doomsday prep" type of stash.

Seen it, pinched it, ate it.

[/Blackadder]

 

[Cg_Girl]

Seen it, pinched it, ate it.

[/Blackadder]

Hiding now too I guess?

 

[Llamaman]

Hiding now too I guess?

Nah, I'm a condemned llama already. Thought if I'm going to be eaten this weekend, I'd get my revenge by taking something the Mods value above all else...

 

[Llamaman]

What will the world dunk in their tea now there is a shortage of hobnobs.

There's still chocolate digestives. Thank god.

 

[Cg_Girl]

Nah, I'm a condemned llama already. Thought if I'm going to be eaten this weekend, I'd get my revenge by taking something the Mods value above all else...

Actually yes come to think of it, eat Em all go on. The orange jelly will add a gorgeous zest to the marinade

 

[Llamaman]

Actually yes come to think of it, eat Em all go on. The orange jelly will add a gorgeous zest to the marinade

I'm hoping I get so fat you won't be able to get me onto the grill.

 

[Cg_Girl]

I'm hoping I get so fat you won't be able to get me onto the grill.

Quit hoping it's pointless, we'll chop you into tiny pieces if we have too

 

[Llamaman]

Quit hoping it's pointless, we'll chop you into tiny pieces if we have too

 

[Cg_Girl]

Damn you now I feel bad

 

[viv1969]

Actually yes come to think of it, eat Em all go on. The orange jelly will add a gorgeous zest to the marinade

Now ya talkin'!

 

[viv1969]

Damn you now I feel bad

Don't! That's all part of his escape strategy

 

[Cg_Girl]

Don't! That's all part of his escape strategy

Thank you..I needed that

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Actually yes come to think of it, eat Em all go on. The orange jelly will add a gorgeous zest to the marinade

llama a l'orange!!

 

[Cg_Girl]

llama a l'orange!!

Pmsl has a certain tastiness about it eh

 

[Gremlin]

See that @piggin person has been gloating in another thread, who reckons a hog roast would compliment Llama, should we had a Poll

 

[Cg_Girl]

See that @piggin person has been gloating in another thread, who reckons a hog roast would compliment Llama, should we had a Poll

Oh has he now?! .... I loves me a hog roast. Very yummy
A big fat yes from me

 

[Peter B]

Pmsl has a certain tastiness about it eh

And a lot bigger than duck a l'orange, so more to go round the members.

 

[Cg_Girl]

And a lot bigger than duck a l'orange, so more to go round the members.

Haha very true!

 

[Nod]

Actually yes come to think of it, eat Em all go on. The orange jelly will add a gorgeous zest to the marinade

Not sure how well orange goes with llama but will try anything once (other than incest and folk dancing!)

See that @piggin person has been gloating in another thread, who reckons a hog roast would compliment Llama, should we had a Poll

Now you're talking - try marmalade with pork sausages (or even roast pork...)

 

[piggin]

See that @piggin person has been gloating in another thread, who reckons a hog roast would compliment Llama, should we had a Poll

You want a suckling pig. Not an old hog like me

 

[viv1969]

See that @piggin person has been gloating in another thread, who reckons a hog roast would compliment Llama, should we had a Poll

Don't forget to include snake as a "healthy" alternative

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Don't forget to include snake as a "healthy" alternative

Cant be any worse than Alligator!

 

[Gremlin]

Don't forget to include snake as a "healthy" alternative

Not saying a word you know that old saying about 3 strikes

 

[viv1969]

Cant be any worse than Alligator!

Don't know about Alligator, but crocodile is the most boring meat I've ever tasted!

 

[Nikon_Nick]

I had Alligator once in Florida...well...I say I had it...I actually only had one mouthfull of it and ordered something else immediately. Bland and too chewy. Not an enjoyable thing to eat, which is ironic really, as I bet I would taste fabulous to an Alligator

 

[Llamaman]

Pmsl has a certain tastiness about it

Ewww? Why would you taste it? Were you testing for diabetes?

 

[Llamaman]

I've tried croc, ostrich, kudu... all a waste of time. Stick with your traditional meats and give these novel ones a miss...


...please?

 

[Cg_Girl]

I've tried croc, ostrich, kudu... all a waste of time. Stick with your traditional meats and give these novel ones a miss...


...please?

Erm NO!

 

[Llamaman]

know that old saying about 3 strikes

Is it "strike the snake 3 times with the pickaxe to make sure it's really dead"?

 

[viv1969]

Is it "strike the snake 3 times ...........

Euphemism??

 

[Nod]

Not saying a word you know that old saying about 3 strikes

If the snake's struck 3 times and missed each time, chances are that it's well past its best before date...