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I am hopless at spelling so hoe com w ccn all reed this



Icdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers
in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Such a cdonition is arppoiately cllaed Typoglycemia

Regards Mark.
 
ode to a spell checker... by anon


Eye have a spelling checker, it came with my pea sea
It plainly marks four my revue miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a quay and type a word and weight for it to say
Weather eye yam wrong oar write, it shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid it nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it I'm shore your pleased to no
Its letter perfect awl the way, my checker told me sew.
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Amazing, I read it no bother at speed.
 
Galaxy66 said:
Amazing, I read it no bother at speed.
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If i read at speed, i'll read the same line over and over again. I'm still on the first line with the book i am reading, Started reading it last year :D

Some people talk like that on the msn, like come on
 
mercmanuk said:
I am hopless at spelling so hoe com w ccn all reed this



Icdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers
in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Such a cdonition is arppoiately cllaed Typoglycemia

Regards Mark.
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I see your spelling has improved, Mark :lol: :exit:
 
KIPAX said:
ode to a spell checker... by anon
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Eye have a spelling checker, it came with my pea sea
It plainly marks four my revue miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a quay and type a word and weight for it to say
Weather eye yam wrong oar write, it shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid it nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it I'm shore your pleased to no
Its letter perfect awl the way, my checker told me sew.


He missed some that could have been used here

way - whey
checker - chequer
marks - marques
for - four
to - too or two
 
I found a folder lying on the floor outside my house the other morning. I picked it up and opened it to see if I was able to find any infomation in order to contact the owner.

I was greeted by this :

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mercmanuk said:
Icdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg...
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I actually got to the end of your whole post before I realised I was reading it in my head in Victor Meldews accent! :lol:
 
Hello yes it's all subliminal :), like when you go to the pictures and find you want some popcorn or a veggie burger or hamburger,or you are thirsty you don't realize you have been shown at least 50 images of a product ;)

physiological forum warfare;), i am a forum terrorist:lol:


Kind Regards Mark.
 
Borats Baby said:
I found a folder lying on the floor outside my house the other morning. I picked it up and opened it to see if I was able to find any infomation in order to contact the owner.

I was greeted by this :

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That is scary just think she and it is a she, i would also say she was between 12 -14 and left handed, notice the Fluorine, Helium, Neon, in the lower part as she moved down the page the accent on the left hand took over they start off straight.

Then further down they start to have a slight slant from left top too right bottom so not many left handed pupils in school so it could find it's way back very easy.

Notice the mistake on fluorine she missed out the F and went back for another go where she extended the oval it looks pushed over rather than pulled over pencil wise.

The Scary part is she could be in charge of the ward were all on handing out the Lithium tablets:gag::naughty:

Regards Mark.

if it's handed back please let me know if i am right.......
 
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^^ She came back, looking for it !

You got the 'she' bit right and 'aged 12 - 14' bit right, cant comment on the rest though..

However, she was blonde

:lol:
 
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