Songs with a bakery based twist

[ChrisHeathcote]

Bread - Bake it with you

 

[Cg_Girl]

No more Cheerios - The Stranglers


Sent from The Moon.....

 

[big soft moose]

total eclipse of the tart - bonnie tyler

 

[Cg_Girl]

Macaroon -pink floyd


Sent from The Moon.....

 

[Blank_Canvas]

Happiness is a warm bun ! - The Beatles

 

[Blank_Canvas]

.... and while on the Beatles theme, ladies and gents I give you:

"Here Comes the Bun"

That is all !

 

[big soft moose]

Pretty Pied up - Guns and Roses

Also Mr Brownscone , My Quiche elle , Sweet Roll of mine , Scone in a million , and Its so yeasty

 

[boyfalldown]

(You gotta) Fight for the right - Yeasty Boys

 

[big soft moose]

come on feel the noisette - slade

 

[big soft moose]

Bake these broken wings - Mr mister

 

[dinners]

All you Knead is love

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Pretty Pied up - Guns and Roses

Also Mr Brownscone , My Quiche elle , Sweet Roll of mine , Scone in a million , and Its so yeasty

Dont forget 'Dust n Scones' and 'Bread obsession'...classics!

 

[big soft moose]

and also not forgetting Bake off bitch, Bread Horse , and Look at your game pie, girl

 

[Nikon_Nick]

and also not forgetting Bake off bitch, Bread Horse , and Look at your game pie, girl

...get in the ringed donut?

 

[big soft moose]

Welcome to the Bun gle (although that sounds like it should be a cover by rainbow )

 

[dinners]

7800° Fahrenheit

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Welcome to the Bun gle (although that sounds like it should be a cover by rainbow )

You could key lime.....but you're waaaaaaay out of lieeine!

 

[big soft moose]

with your batch slap rapping you get muffin scone

 

[big soft moose]

Axl Rose is probably turning in his grave about now... or he would be if he were brown bread

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Axl Rose is probably turning in his grave about now... or he would be if he were brown bread

But hes not brown bread so it dozen matter....

...and with that im off to my bed...if the wife isn't hogging it all.

 

[big soft moose]

me too - though I'm going for a slash first .... seems the puns in this thread are becoming duff

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Actually, I believe there were some very good jokes in this thread. I dont remember what page they are on though, so shall we see if Matt Sorum...

 

[Blank_Canvas]

I want to 'bake' it with you - Bread.

 

[Blank_Canvas]

Slightly off topic but I think the best twisted lyric is La Ista Bonita'by Maddona.

"Last night I slept with some daygo that had eyes like a potato"

Listen to the original carefully, you will also probably have this song in your head all day now !

Anyway, to bring this thread back in line:-

'If I kneeded someone' - The Hollies

 

[DorsetDude]

I feel another meme coming on. Horses and dead maybe a theme.

 

[big soft moose]

Actually, I believe there were some very good jokes in this thread. I dont remember what page they are on though, so shall we see if Matt Sorum...

be ashamed just think your self lucky we have a little paitence

 

[DorsetDude]

 

[Blank_Canvas]

Yeast, West - Hermans Hermits