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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


What hair colour do they put on the drivers licences of bald men?


Why is it if you send something by road it is called a shipment, ut when you send it by sea it is called cargo?

If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year why are there locks on the door?

When Cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


Feel free to answer or add more questions:)
 
Toothie said:
Why is it if you send something by road it is called a shipment, ut when you send it by sea it is called cargo?

If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year why are there locks on the door?
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They are very good :)

Yeah I've actually never noticed the locks on the doors :lol:

Cargo, Shipment :D i get it now :lol:
 
A great thread Toothie :thumbs:

My random question for today. Nottingham City/Borough whatever it is street sweeping vehicles bear the slogan: "keeping our streets cleaner". As opposed to what exactly, in a whatever else would you be doing kind of way? :shrug:

Anyway, as Fran Healey of Travis is doubtless a TP member and in keeping with the helpful spirit of this community I have an answer for once.

"Why does it always rain on me?" you ask. No, it isn't because you lied when you were seventeen. It is because you live in Scotland.
 
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Alison said:
A great thread Toothie :thumbs:

My random question for today. Nottingham City/Borough whatever it is street sweeping vehicles bear the slogan: "keeping our streets cleaner". As opposed to what exactly, in a whatever else would you be doing kind of way? :shrug:

Anyway, as Fran Healey of Travis is doubtless a TP member and in keeping with the helpful spirit of this community I have an answer for once.

"Why does it always rain on me?" you ask. No, it isn't because you lied when you were seventeen. It is because you live in Scotland.
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lol at the answer for travis. :lol:
 
What was the best thing before sliced bread :shrug:
 
Ok here's a few more, since you asked Ruthie ( that'll learn ya :D)

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.


Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?


Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?


Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?


Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?


"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?


If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?


If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?


Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming for their final exam.

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?


Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
 
here's another

whats the saying you cant ahve your cake and eat it all about?

Whats the point of cake if you cant eat it? :shrug:
 
Alison said:
A great thread Toothie :thumbs:

My random question for today. Nottingham City/Borough whatever it is street sweeping vehicles bear the slogan: "keeping our streets cleaner". As opposed to what exactly, in a whatever else would you be doing kind of way? :shrug:

Anyway, as Fran Healey of Travis is doubtless a TP member and in keeping with the helpful spirit of this community I have an answer for once.

"Why does it always rain on me?" you ask. No, it isn't because you lied when you were seventeen. It is because you live in Scotland.
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REALLY??
 
What do occasional tables do the rest of the time ?......JIM
 
Here's a few:

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Brilliant thread haha.

I'll add a few.

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
 
Whittie said:
Brilliant thread haha.

I'll add a few.

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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I'm such a pedantic saddo (get paid for it believe it or not :cuckoo:) that I could actually answer these. I think I need a career change.
 
Why doesn't Gordon Brown see the irony in standing up and telling us not to waste food to help end world hunger.....just before he sits down to an eight couse dinner?:thinking:
 
...and why are there posters that say "Need help with reading writing or numbers? Call this number now!"
 
Why are hearing aid adverts printed in a reeeeeally big font ? :D
Why is there only one monopolies commision ? :D
 
Why is Vista so huge when it was created by a company called Microsoft?
 
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd a few more from me

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or
shoplifting?

Can you cry under water?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in
for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like
every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to
look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just
buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what
is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but
when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
 
if things can be in Tip Top condition why arnt crap things in Tip Bottom condition?
 
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