Society is sick, a warning to us all

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Dear friends and forumites, it is with regret that I have to make this announcement.

I went out into society for a few hours last week and am now sick. This malady could prove terminal as I believe it to be the dreaded "man 'flu"
I have been coughing, I have a sore throat, sore sinuses, a headache, I ache and am freezing cold. As the majority of forum users are (or appear to be) male I feel it is my duty to rise from my death bed to warn you all about the dreadful sickness that mixing with society can bring on. No matter how good the company, stay away from society unless it is imperative that you mix with it or you too could end up very sick.

Please do not take the risks that I took, henceforth (should I survive) the only reason for me to venture out into society will be to procure the ingredients for roast baby pie :lol:

I am going to try and summon the energy to crawl back to my bed now, if you do not hear from me again it was good meeting some of you, and conversing on here with others. I fear the worst and do not expect to survive the night, but being the brave uncomplaining soul that I am, I shall pass quietly and with no fuss :lol::lol:
 
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there may be something odd here
but how does a person called susie get man-flu?!?

or did I miss something :shrug:
 
They call me Geraldine at weekends :nuts:
 
Take Care Susie, at least you understand. Get Well soon, if not, where shall we send the flowers?
 
mmcp42 said:
there may be something odd here
but how does a person called susie get man-flu?!?

or did I miss something :shrug:
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When you go out and mix with society, you do find that men form part of it. I suspect that one of the males that were in the vicinity was infected and passed the deadly disease to me.

Obviously being female I was brave and thought it my duty to warn everyone in order that none of you contracted it :lol:
 
susie said:
When you go out and mix with society, you do find that men form part of it. I suspect that one of the males that were in the vicinity was infected and passed the deadly disease to me.

Obviously being female I was brave and thought it my duty to warn everyone in order that none of you contracted it :lol:
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as I supected an intruder
get back to your kitchen woman, and take those shoes off!!!!

(seriously, hope you get well soon)
 
Kitchen - thats where men should be found putting the kettle on to tend to poor dying women :lol:
 
susie said:
Kitchen - thats where men should be found putting the kettle on to tend to poor dying women :lol:
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tea or hot water bottle?
 
susie said:
I went out into society for a few hours last week and am now sick. This malady could prove terminal as I believe it to be the dreaded "man 'flu"
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I reckon you caught it when you were showing canon bob your tits! :lol:

susie said:
Please do not take the risks that I took, henceforth (should I survive) the only reason for me to venture out into society will be to procure the ingredients for roast baby pie :lol:
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would they include stuffing? I'm just trying to gauge your level of experience roasting babies :D

Hope you feel better soon :hug:
 
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susie said:
When you go out and mix with society, you do find that men form part of it. I suspect that one of the males that were in the vicinity was infected and passed the deadly disease to me.
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You probably caught it from some oik in mcdonalds. :D

susie said:
Obviously being female I was brave and thought it my duty to warn everyone in order that none of you contracted it :lol:
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unclean, unclean! :gag: :runaway:
 
hepburn said:
I reckon you caught it when you were showing canon bob your tits! :lol:



would they include stuffing? I'm just trying to gauge your level of experience roasting babies :D

Hope you feel better soon :hug:
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Getting pics of my tits was a couple of weeks ago, and did not involve society - if anything I would have caught bird 'flu

Babies need to be slow roasted so that any excess fat can drain off, and served with bread stuffing - yummy

hepburn said:
You probably caught it from some oik in mcdonalds. :D



unclean, unclean! :gag: :runaway:
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If thats all that can be caught in McDonalds I think we will all be very relieved!!!
 
susie said:
Babies need to be slow roasted so that any excess fat can drain off, and served with bread stuffing - yummy
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20 minutes per kg, gas mark 6? Do you cook the eyes seperately or just cover with foil to stop them going crispy? ;)

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If thats all that can be caught in McDonalds I think we will all be very relieved!!!
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I hear back problems can be picked up, along with ingredients for roast baby pie :lol:
 
hepburn said:
20 minutes per kg, gas mark 6? Do you cook the eyes seperately or just cover with foil to stop them going crispy? ;)



I hear back problems can be picked up, along with ingredients for roast baby pie :lol:
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Roast the baby first, 20 mins per kg + 20 mins without foil, the crispy bits are not needed if you are doing a pie though. Head goes on top of the pie like they did with wild boar pies in days of old - make sure you remove the booties first though as they can be very stringy :lol:

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Men ?, in kitchen ?, you must be very ill, you're starting to hallucinate :p
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You obviously need more training!!! All men should be able to prepare meals for poorly females - a good woman will have you fully trained in no time :lol:
 
susie said:
Dear friends and forumites, it is with regret that I have to make this announcement.

I went out into society for a few hours last week and am now sick. This malady could prove terminal as I believe it to be the dreaded "man 'flu"
I have been coughing, I have a sore throat, sore sinuses, a headache, I ache and am freezing cold.
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You didn't come into contact with any rat urine did you? if you did
It could be weils disease ( leptospirosis) and you will be dead in a week
unless treated Immediately :(

I just hope that it is, TBH because there is a cure, :thumbs:
NOW, should it be man flu' thats a whole new ball game and sad to say there is NO cure.
Just the resilience of Man ( males) helps us pull through.
All I can suggest is that you get a large dose of Testosterone :D
that may or may not help
 
Cobra said:
You didn't come into contact with any rat urine did you? if you did
It could be weils disease ( leptospirosis) and you will be dead in a week
unless treated Immediately :(

I just hope that it is, TBH because there is a cure, :thumbs:
NOW, should it be man flu' thats a whole new ball game and sad to say there is NO cure.
Just the resilience of Man ( males) helps us pull through.
All I can suggest is that you get a large dose of Testosterone :D
that may or may not help
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Pah, rats urine/Wails disease is nothing, I am immune to that!!!!!!

No testosterone in the cupboard, and I have not seen any in the chemists either - if I pull through I will have to find some and keep a box with the first aid stuff :lol:
 
susie said:
No testosterone in the cupboard, and I have not seen any in the chemists either - if I pull through I will have to find some and keep a box with the first aid stuff :lol:
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I was going to make a couple of suggestions here but on the other hand :schtum: :D
 
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