Jo
Suspended / Banned
- Messages
- 3,667
- Name
- Jo Fisher
- Edit My Images
- Yes
Chris bought me a bag of Cajun Squirrel the other day. I have not been able to bring myself to try them 
Things took a turn for the worse last night when I awoke from a nightmare about Red Squirrels. They were everywhere, they were using props and posing for shots, some holding signs saying [S3]Save our squirrels from Walkers the murderous crisp makers[/S3] and [S3]Will work for crisp manufacturer pardon[/S3].
They were so damned cute, and there was this one guy who sat right in front of me enabling my use of my 18-55mm kit lens. He held up a red umbrella (to compliment his dashing red coat of course) and posed like a model. Crystal clear eyes, shiny red coat and a wonderful natural smile .... I woke up with the cat sat next to me playing with the un opened bag. She was obviously having fun with the noise it made ... or was she trying to free the trapped squirrel within? 
Now I have calmed from my nightmare, I found the strength to lift the bag to check the ingredients. I cringed and read through squinty eyes in case I read that one ingredient I didn't want to read ... But worse! It lists everything, but one ingredient is very vague; 'Flavourings' not 'Innocent none squirrel flavourings' but vague 'Real squirrel flavourings made from dried squirrel meat. Usually grey squirrel, but at times of shortage (which will inevitably happen once the flavour takes off and we have used all grey squirrel reserves), red squirrel'
.
Having said all that, the fish and chips one I tried today were nice
Yes I know, I'm
Things took a turn for the worse last night when I awoke from a nightmare about Red Squirrels. They were everywhere, they were using props and posing for shots, some holding signs saying [S3]Save our squirrels from Walkers the murderous crisp makers[/S3] and [S3]Will work for crisp manufacturer pardon[/S3].
Now I have calmed from my nightmare, I found the strength to lift the bag to check the ingredients. I cringed and read through squinty eyes in case I read that one ingredient I didn't want to read ... But worse! It lists everything, but one ingredient is very vague; 'Flavourings' not 'Innocent none squirrel flavourings' but vague 'Real squirrel flavourings made from dried squirrel meat. Usually grey squirrel, but at times of shortage (which will inevitably happen once the flavour takes off and we have used all grey squirrel reserves), red squirrel'
Having said all that, the fish and chips one I tried today were nice
Yes I know, I'm



100%