So hungry.....

neil_g said:
Okay these joke are getting pretty lame now.
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stop reading then.

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no idea one of my admins uploaded it to my facebook humor/joke page
 
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Don't mind me, I'm just horsing around.

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Sorry, just flogging a dead horse.

I know mule all thank me later for raising the bar to a new height, and honestly, I don't mind being saddled with doing so.
If anyone's making tea, I take mine with two shergars - just make sure to stirrup well.

Any more of these terrible puns, and I fear the mods will fetlock this thoroughbred.
 
Tesco butchers have just announced a new range of succulent & tender sweepsteaks.
 
Swissy said:
A Tesco spokesman said "They're totally shocked as they didn't realise there was any meat in their burgers"
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Quality...............:lol:
 
Every Bit helps.
 
Could be worse could be my lidl pony.
 
LouiseTopp said:
I read in the paper that someone asked for fish and chips and was given cat fish and chips, would you eat that? wasn't the 'purrfect' choice but never mind. har har
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Sorry for being late, only just noticed. yes I would eat cat if it proved it was OK to eat. The problem with cats is that there isn't much meat on one unless you go for one of the bigger species. I am sure a Siberian Tiger would easily feed a family of 4 for a month.
 
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Latest news.......Tesco have revealed they have been selling this meat for donkeys years.
 
To shop at Tesco or not to shop at Tesco.....That is the equestrian :thinking:
 
I'm fillying a little horse today, what's the odds I've broncoitis?
 
As the horse flavoured burger news rumbles onto today . . .

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My doctor told me I should watch what I eat. So I've booked tickets for the Grand National in April.
 
Did anyone else see the story about the 2 pranksters who were wandering around the meat aisles in a Tesco wearing a pantomime horse costume and saying Mummy, mummy, where are you in a plaintive manner. Once the staff and customers stopped their tittering, the pair were asked to leave.
 
Nod said:
Did anyone else see the story about the 2 pranksters who were wandering around the meat aisles in a Tesco wearing a pantomime horse costume and saying Mummy, mummy, where are you in a plaintive manner. Once the staff and customers stopped their tittering, the pair were asked to leave.
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it was a friend of a friend, i (along with alot of others) shared it on facebook and it went alot further than they thought
 
Someone told me today that Tesco were offering a beautiful rich full cream cheesy sauce to go with their burgers at present.

I'm not convinced their Maskapony range of sauces will catch on though!
 
Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting Monday.

The deal is called Only Fuel and Horses.
 
Is it only the mini-burgers that contain horse meat? You know, the horse 'oeuvres

Are you in favour of horse meat in your burgers? Yea or Neigh?

Two Tesco burgers please.. hold the dressage

And finally........






Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes
 
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