So hungry.....

LouiseTopp said:
I don't like junk food, even more reason not to eat it now. I'll gallop off and eat something healthier. Next they be making badger or fox burgers :puke:
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Meat is meat. So long as it is OK, I would eat any animal.

As for fox burgers....what a cunning idea.
 
Jim McTavish ate a Tesco burger and now 'Gymkhana' look his horse in the eye.
 
The latest news is they have also found traces of zebra in the barcode...
 
Has anyone tested Tesco's veggie burgers for uniquorn yet?
 
After racing through all these puns, I'm foaling like a pony & trap.
I wonder if this meat has been used furlong in their burgers, or only a recent development?
Still, what doesn't kill ewe makes ewe stronger!

(How'd those sheep get in here? Someone forget to close the stable doors again?)
 
If you think the horse burgers are bad at tesco, wait until you try their unicorn on the cob
 
You can't beat a Tesco burger, a nice bit of sliced cheddar and some ketchup between two lovely fresh slices of 'thoroughbred'.
 
tiler65 said:
Meat is meat. So long as it is OK, I would eat any animal.

As for fox burgers....what a cunning idea.
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I read in the paper that someone asked for fish and chips and was given cat fish and chips, would you eat that? wasn't the 'purrfect' choice but never mind. har har
 
is the title of this thread supposed to indicate that the OP is "sooooo hungry" or is it to ask "so, hungry?"
 
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I heard that someone got seriously ill with food poisoning after having eaten some Tesco burgers but apparently that person is now in a stable condition. Does explain why I had the trots the other night, though.
 
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Ian D J said:
I heard that someone got seriously ill with food poisoning after having eaten some Tesco burgers but apparenty that person is now in a stable condition. Does explain why I had the trots the other night, though.
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have we exhausted all the puns now that we have to start recycling ones already done? :lol:
 
Lance Armstrong is expected to admit to Oprah that he ate Tescos burgers before every race, says that's where the traces of horse dope came from.
 
Tesco's spokesperson has gone off sick .....he has become hoarse from all the interviews he has done today.
 
How come only Tesco have been saddled with all these jokes, I thought other supermarkets had been implicated as well....
 
wibbly said:
How come only Tesco have been saddled with all these jokes, I thought other supermarkets had been implicated as well....
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Theres a stewards enquiry into this going on at the tesco head office in Canterbury.
 
I thought my tesco burger had been cooked on a george foreman grill turns out they were marks from the jockeys whip
 
Just spotted in London....................


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Along with some very dodgy PS.
 
About time this thread was put to stud:)
 
Horsey, Horsey don't you stop,
or you'll end up in a tesco shop
Your tails go swish & the wheels go round
Giddy up, horsey, you're a quarter pound
 
I've just been in to Tescos looking for their meatballs, I've heard they're the dogs danglies :)
 
The results were horse DNA....thats one episode of Jeremy Kyle I'm not gonna miss!
 
I had one of those burgers tonight, they have a strange texture, in fact I've still got a bit between my teeth.


Anagram of hamburgers = shergar bum
 
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