So feckin lazy...

jonbeeza said:
At the end of the day, good manners costs nothing. Staff should never be on their own personal phone while working, it's always a bad sign. If they play on the phone, they obviously don't really care about their customers, or the upkeep of the eating, and kitchen area. In catering, there should never be time to play on your phone. There is always cleaning, customer service etc to be done. Even when staff are on their break, they should not loll about the customer area, it creates a bad impression .
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If cooking and not cleaning, then one gets the time to experiment. Try crisp bacon and banana in a crunchy baguette (or part of).
 
dejongj said:
Gentlemans relish. That sounds so dodgy, we are referring to the flat in Westminster are we dear boy?
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No that's rented out to a member of parliament now. Handily within 5 mins walk of parliament for popping in for those important votes, or meetings in the bar, but still eligible for the monthly £600 travel supplement for travelling from their London address. It's a minor income but does offset the cost of Roberts white gloves...
 
dejongj said:
Just cook it, it is the UK after all everything is overlooked.

Ps. I'm feeling rather quest now considering I had breakfast and lunch cooked by you :p
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Still here aren't you? ;)
Did you not notice the Dettox dip and the fact that everything was used once then disposed of?
Attention to detail...Tut tut! ;)
 
viv1969 said:
Still here aren't you? ;)
Did you not notice the Dettox dip and the fact that everything was used once then disposed of?
Attention to detail...Tut tut! ;)
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Well urine isn't that bad for you, and you can still use it only once with your urine stained hands, however it is still bloody disgusting. So whilst physically I'm still here, the emotional scars will never go away. You should be ashamed of yourself :p
 
dejongj said:
Well urine isn't that bad for you, and you can still use it only once with your urine stained hands, however it is still bloody disgusting. So whilst physically I'm still here, the emotional scars will never go away. You should be ashamed of yourself :p
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Ah!! Then my work here is done! :sneaky::sneaky: :p
 
Nope, the stairs still need hoovering and the toilet paper needs the end folding to that delightful point. THEN you can have a cigarette break as long as you se your personal ashtray and scrub the air clean afterwards.
 
Byker28i said:
If cooking and not cleaning, then one gets the time to experiment. Try crisp bacon and banana in a crunchy baguette (or part of).
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Don't do Bacon anymore, a trip to the market put paid to that. Looking into his inquisitive piggy little eyes and wagilly tail, I mean how could you crisp him up on a butty ? :)
 
jonbeeza said:
Don't do Bacon anymore, a trip to the market put paid to that. Looking into his inquisitive piggy little eyes and wagilly tail, I mean how could you crisp him up on a butty ? :)
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We buy a piglet once a year from a small holder, gets fattened up and then we get joints, bacon etc. The first was named after my ex - boss, guy the pig, might be one of the reasons I no longer work there...
 
Byker28i said:
The first was named after my ex - boss, guy the pig,
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My ex boss used to hate it when I called him Dick,
especially as his name was Dave ;)
 
Mine used to hate it when we called him on his car phone. We used to wait until he'd locked the door and walked away then we'd hang up just as he'd unlocked it and opened the door. A few years ago, when car phones were anything but portable and caller ID was free!
 
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