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This week I think my Mrs has had enough of my sleep walking. She's woken me up to strange events several times this week alone. I've done it since as long as I can remember. From simple things like sitting up in bed and talking, to waking up in different places. I seem to be getting worse with it and just wondering what help I could get from my GP. I'm not stressed about anything and had a good childhood so I'm unsure of why it's getting worse.
A few things this week I have done:
Woken up with a bowl of frosties beside me and a tin of cat food on the other...I don't own a cat. Frosties had no milk and the cat food had a spoon in it haha.
Lifted the Mrs above my head to try and put her in the lampshade because I thought the dogs were hiding in the light bulbs lol.
Woke her up last night to a robot infestation. I tries to find the keys to my gun cabinet. Not so funny that one.
What would be the best thing for me to do? I have two kids to worry about as well. I have 6guns in total in my house including two sniper rifles that are capable of shooting over a mile, so I don't want to see the outcome of getting one of them in my sleep, or any of the others for that matter.
Would it be an idea that I go out the house before bed so.my wife can hide all my keys to the house, guns, car etc? That way I won't be able to get them. Atleast till I get put on some meds anyway.
Laugh if you want, I still am but realising it's getting more serious now so I better pull my finger out and get some help.
A few things this week I have done:
Woken up with a bowl of frosties beside me and a tin of cat food on the other...I don't own a cat. Frosties had no milk and the cat food had a spoon in it haha.
Lifted the Mrs above my head to try and put her in the lampshade because I thought the dogs were hiding in the light bulbs lol.
Woke her up last night to a robot infestation. I tries to find the keys to my gun cabinet. Not so funny that one.
What would be the best thing for me to do? I have two kids to worry about as well. I have 6guns in total in my house including two sniper rifles that are capable of shooting over a mile, so I don't want to see the outcome of getting one of them in my sleep, or any of the others for that matter.
Would it be an idea that I go out the house before bed so.my wife can hide all my keys to the house, guns, car etc? That way I won't be able to get them. Atleast till I get put on some meds anyway.
Laugh if you want, I still am but realising it's getting more serious now so I better pull my finger out and get some help.
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[male I hasten to add, but still rather embarassing]