Spoon handle to the back of the throat (less likely to get a mitt full of barf compared to the fingers option). Sorry you're feeling rank Rich.

You can become very rich if you can find out how.Oh well sod that then...I don't have a clue ya beggar.
(Honest...am I that dim?....Don't answer that!)
You can become very rich if you can find out how.![]()
Drinking salt water used to work on me as a kid
but it may not work on whales![]()
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A giant wooden spoon it is then.
Should be able to find one in Scotland by the end of the Six Nations!
According to the chap on the Today Programme yesterday, it is not vomit at all - it comes out of the other end! Smells like old wood, by all accounts.
Oh, and stabilises scents so that they don't immediately evaporate and disappear.