Should you be allowed to marry.....

[ancient_mariner]

Should you be allowed to marry an inanimate object that is gender-neutral?



In the words of a county clerk “nothing surprises me any more”.

 

[boyfalldown]

can it give consent

 

[wontolla]

can it give consent

Well it cant say no.

What a pillock!...............................an Apple?

 

[boyfalldown]

Well it cant say no.

What a pillock!...............................an Apple?

True, it'd struggle to say yes too

 

[nickEnackEnoo]

Makes me feel like I'm living in sin.

 

[Cobra]

Makes me feel like I'm living in sin.

No tax relief for you m'lad

 

[frank]

Probably ramming it often with his floppy

 

[viv1969]

Well it cant say no.

What a pillock!...............................an Apple?

Then the answer is no.....being unable to deny consent does not mean consent is implicit.

Apart from that, what an utter W***puffin.

(Him, not you!)

 

[dejongj]

Should you be allowed to marry an inanimate object that is gender-neutral?



In the words of a county clerk “nothing surprises me any more”.

I'm quietly confident that there is precedent in this case. And I'm also quietly confident that they could get a lot of witnesses to testify already being married to an inanimate object

 

[scottduffy]

What an idiot. I'm surprised the thing still works after being slobbered on night and day.

 

[boyfalldown]

What an idiot. I'm surprised the thing still works after being slobbered on night and day.

Being slobbered on sounds the least of its worries

 

[wontolla]

Apart from that, what an utter W***puffin.

(Him, not you!)

Thanks for clearing that up Viv.

 

[Gremlin]

In answer to the thread title .................................NO it should be banned

 

[ancient_mariner]

Then the answer is no.....being unable to deny consent does not mean consent is implicit.

Apart from that, what an utter W***puffin.

(Him, not you!)

Do you think it would like a cup of tea?



Tracy Emin may have already set a precedent.

 

[Earley Man]

I'm quietly confident that there is precedent in this case. And I'm also quietly confident that they could get a lot of witnesses to testify already being married to an inanimate object

If you are referring to sexual intercourse I didn't know that my first wife had been married that many times.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

My first wife married my wallent.....