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wifey left about two hrs ago. on her way to manchester airport. flying to NY tomorow.
she had to go half an hour up the road to pick her friend up, then on their way.
i expected a phone call asking for directions out of Manchester city centre to the airport.:shake:
nope. phone rings. theyre lost in chesterfield.
I LAUGHED SO HARD , MY TROUSERS MAY NEVER DRY.
two mins of directions, and theyre back on course. thankfully.
she has an A4 sheet of directions, a sat nav, Jo her navigator, and an atlas.
its a good job someone else is driving the plane.
she'd end up in australia.:lol:
 
24 mile round trip between motorway junctions to get back where we started when the missus said turn left and I just knew I should have done the opposite. Now have a SatNav and tell the missus to keep quiet (not those exact words though) :bang:
 
I have the latest in-car technology. It tells me where I need to be, When I need to be there, Where I am going wrong, WHen I am going to fast, when i am going to slow, when I need to brake, When the traffic lights changes, when the cyclist swerves, but it still can't get me from A to B. I have SATNAG 2.0, and it cost me nothing, well ok, 8 year of marriage to get her trained to this level, but map reading....
 
:Dta gary. hadnt thought of that .sorry chap.
she did get there easily enough after Chesterfield.
trusting the bl ody satnav instead of their brains.:bonk:
didnt even get lost in Stockport.
apparently my oldest attempted to update the satnav recently and ******ed it up.
they were driving down the M60 looking at a housing estate on the screen, with a view of fields through the car window.
the plane should be lifting wheels off tarmac any second now.
i really have to get of my arse, and get to the studio. work must go on.
 
Reminds me of 2 lady friends of mine going to Ikea at j9 Wednesbury, starting from Wooton near Bridgnorth, they finished up in Ashby de la Zouch, we had to drive out to them to show the way home. This was pre sat nav and mobile phones.
 
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Is Yv a mod now? oh runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :lol:

Only joking Yv :)
 
:suspect: latest update.
she's flying from buffalo to Boston this evening.
sick cos she got too much sun yesterday , apparently.
meanwhile the studio has another stud wall, doors, and some skirting installed.
back to work tomorrow for a rest.
 
just rang me from TIMES SQUARE .
b******
shes just been into the photography museum
b******.
shes stood under a huge M&M's sign shooting passers by in Times Square.
b******
and shes been all round the shops.
b******
back on sunday.:love:
 
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Tina just rang from Manchester airport.
She is waiting for the shuttle bus to the Hilton, where the car is lurking.
i bet she's knackered.
flight left at 10pm US time last night.
landed just after ten this morning GMT.
her body clock will still be 5 hrs behind, so thinks she is at 06.43.
 
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