Well, the thread has served at least one useful purpose: I found the forum through a now-deleted link on the SWPP forum.
I joined the SWPP on a recommendation for the quality of its forum, and I have to say that recommendation has been spot-on. The forums are generally populated by a bunch of helpful people with a real willingness to discuss business issues with competitors.
The qualifications and the competitions are a joke, for reasons already mentioned. Not only judges having a vested interest in failing people so they can sell them commercial courses in how to pass, but once the SWPP gave in to pressure and started publishing the mentoring reports, they were laughable. "This photo does not follow the rule of thirds" was one direct quote!
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