Daily Samuelslade007 Year Two 365 - 342 Twilight

Day 247 Jim Carrey Me, Myself and Irene 03


Day 247 365 Jim Carrey Me Myself and Irene 03 by The Potato Printing Store, on Flickr

Charlie: I have to take a pill everyu six hours or I feel funny. No big deal.

Irene: What's it called ?

Charlie: Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.

Irene: Ah. Does your ass feel numb ?

Charlie: No, but they give me unbelievable cotton mouth.

Irene: I meant from the ride.

Charlie: Oh, no, no. Over the years, my ass has taken a pounding.
 
kennysarmy said:
Still following with interest and a hint of worry :D
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Sonriendo said:
^^ This really :D
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Hey......come on guys and girls...My Dr says I'm as sane as the next box of frogs playing rock paper scissors with added chainsaws ...though she gave them the chainsaws ????

.... If I wasn't then why would I have the urge to do another photo24 this weekend....its all about the image isn't it..and and and with out the advent setting in of madness due to chemical fumes in the developing process...well we have to find ...other ways..?
 
Nice to see you are sill as cracked as ever and you are doing something different with your photography

Keep up the good work :)
 
Tezz450D said:
Nice to see you are sill as cracked as ever and you are doing something different with your photography

Keep up the good work :)
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I'm always doing something different with my photography ... :lol: ... Thanks for stopping by..means a lot :hug:
 
whipspeed said:
^^
Same here, but cracking images again. You have a real talent for bringing dialogue together with a still image.
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thanks Sarah..


I should be in movies or the theatre...not stuck behind a desk programming !! I feel wasted...
 
Day 248 Jim Carrey Me, Myself and Irene 04


Day 248 365 Jim Carrey Me Myself and Irene 04 by The Potato Printing Store, on Flickr

Shonté Jr.: Okay, look, let's say he does have a problem- which he don't. He's been taking pills to get rid of it, anyway.

Agent Boshane: He left his pills in the hotel.

Shonté Jr.: Damn.

Lt Gerke: That's where he left his sanity. I've seen it first hand. The guy's nuttier than squirrel turds.

Jamaal: L-L-Look. One thing I don't understand, Lieutenant. If my daddy's such a scary-ass mother****er, why'd you go by yourself, huh ?

Lee Harvey: Yeah, who the **** are you, Sergeant York, tryin' to take on the Germans your damn self?

Lt Gerke: Your father's a police officer, and he asked me to come alone. How was I to know he's a nutcase ?
 
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. Looks like it's a wavy one too.
 
Day 250 Jim Carrey Me, Myself and Irene 06


Day 250 365 Jim Carrey Me Myself and Irene 06 by The Potato Printing Store, on Flickr

Hank: Hey, I know how to score some dough. Punch me.

Irene: What ?

Hank: Punch me in the face.

Irene: Why ?

Hank: I'll flag the big cheese, tell him I got rolled in the parking lot. He'll hush me up with a couple of Benjamins. They don't need that kind of ink on Sugar Mountain. Come on, rip my head off.
 
Day 251 Jim Carrey Me, Myself and Irene 07


Day 251 365 Jim Carrey Me Myself and Irene 07 by The Potato Printing Store, on Flickr

Charlie: Who the hell are you ?

Milky: It's me, Milky.

Charlie: Who the hell is Milky, and what is he doing here ? Uh, lrene has a lot of people...who would like to see her in an unmarked grave. And I don't think it's safe for you to be hanging around with this.

Milky: Why not ? You, lrene and Hank are my only friends.
 
Day 252 Jim Carrey I Love You Philip Morris 01


Day 252 365 Jim Carrey I Love You Philip Morris 01 by The Potato Printing Store, on Flickr

STEVEN: Tell me what's wrong with it. Is it the gold?

KEMPLE: Well...

STEVEN: That's why I got you the stainless!

He takes out another box and hands it to Kemple.

KEMPLE: Steven!

As he opens it, Steven grabs the gold Rolex.

STEVEN: The gold one is for me, dips***.

Kemple smiles broadly as he admires his new watch.
 
Day 255 Jim Carrey I Love You Philip Morris 04


Day 255 365 Jim Carrey I Love You Philip Morris 04 by The Potato Printing Store, on Flickr

Phillip and Steven spoon in a glowing post-coital cuddle.

PHILLIP: And for a while I was Executive Assistant to a Broadway Producer...

STEVEN: Really? What's a Broadway producer doing in Atlanta?

PHILLIP: I didn't ask.

STEVEN: What'd you do for him?

PHILLIP: I mainly just rode around town in his limo, drinking
 
SamuelSlade007 said:
Day 258 Jim Carrey I Love You Phillip Morris 07

http://www.flickr.com/photos/40775338@N08/9051308709/
Day 258 365 Jim Carrey I Love You Philip Morris 07 by The Potato Printing Store, on Flickr

STEVEN: (quietly) Open the door. Just open the door. (beat) Open the door. Please. I just want to say one thing. Please. Just one thing. That's all. Please.
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Face only a mother could love ;)

You getting intimate with yourself is an interesting one...

Good work.

Cheers.
 
posiview said:
Face only a mother could love ;)

You getting intimate with yourself is an interesting one...

Good work.

Cheers.
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thanks andy... right proper ladies man i am.. :D

i'm hoping the intimate moment was convincing, though could have been a shade brighter, there's a lot of shadow maybe..
 
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