Daily Samuelslade007 Year Two 365 - 342 Twilight

I never cease to be amazed as the different ideas that you've had in your thread Kev, as always some superb work in here..loving the selfies


Matt!!! nice to see you ... yeah selfies are still chugging along...til i can afford the cloning machine or the transporter from the Enterprise then it'll just have to be me in front of the camera.. :thumbs:
 
Day 238 Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber 01


Day 238 365 Jim Carrey Dumb And Dumber 01 by The Potato Printing Store, on Flickr

Peephole

Harry's POV - a distorted looking J.P. Shay and Joe Mental are standing at the door.

Lloyd (whispering to Harry): Friend or foe?

Harry (wishpering): We don't have any friends.

Harry is still squinting out the peephole.

Harry: Can't recognize them. Could be student loan thugs again, or the IRS, or maybe somebody ****ed off about that case of Girl Scout cookies you bounced a check on.

Lloyd: Hey, I ordered Mystic Mint. The little swindlers gave me Peanut Butter Praline.

Harry: Well, whoever they are, they look serious. One of them's even wearing plaid.

Lloyd: That's a hostile pattern. I say we bail and get down to unemployment.
 
Day 239 Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber 02


Day 239 365 Jim Carrey Dumb And Dumber 02 by The Potato Printing Store, on Flickr

Harry: What's with the briefcase?
Lloyd: It's a love memento.
Harry: Huh?
Lloyd: The most beautiful woman alive. Her name was Mary. I drove her to the airport. Sparks flew, emotions ran high, breasts heaved. She left this case in the terminal and flew to Aspen and out of my life. End of story.
 
Day 240 Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber 03


Day 240 365 Jim Carrey Dumb And Dumber 03 by The Potato Printing Store, on Flickr

LLOYD: Excuse me, little old lady, do you have change for a dollar?
ELDERLY WOMAN: Change? No, I'm sorry, I don't...
LLOYD: Well could you do me a favor and guard this while I go break a dollar? My wallet's locked in this machine.
 
Day 241 Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber 04


Day 241 365 Jim Carrey Dumb And Dumber 04 by The Potato Printing Store, on Flickr

LLOYD: Uh-oh...
HARRY: What's the matter?
LLOYD: The bottle's almost full and I'm still going.
HARRY: Well stop going.
LLOYD: I can't stop once I already started, you know that. Quick, get me another bottle.
 
Day 243 Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber 06


Day 243 365 Jim Carrey Dumb And Dumber 06 by The Potato Printing Store, on Flickr

HARRY: All right. But you're gonna owe me a big one for this.

Harry straightens his polka-dot bow-tie, then approaches Mary, who is now standing alone, admiring the owls.

HARRY : Nice set of hooters you got there.

Mary turns to Harry, stunned.

MARY: I beg your pardon?

HARRY: The owls. They're beautiful.
 
Day 244 Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber 07


Day 244 365 Jim Carrey Dumb And Dumber 07 by The Potato Printing Store, on Flickr

ANDRE: Open that damn thing!

Mary opens the briefcase and a pile of white, crumpled up balls of paper fall out along with a few packets of hundreds.

ANDRE: What the hell's this? Where's all the money?

LLOYD: That's as good as money, sir. Those are our IOUs. You can add them up yourself. Every penny's accounted for.
 
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