So let me get this straight - there's a man with a moody expression and a tache, in a club with low lighting awaiting a redhead. Someone starts talking about some poor woman's bits [maybe they mean the redhead] and the next thing you know, there is a pair of shoes left lying around, suspiciously devoid of ladies feet. Then the police finally pull their collective fingers out of their bottoms and send in the vice squad to investigate and our moody man is seen apparently applying a cunning disguise....

as you were officers