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Mick pops round to see his mate Paddy, as he's been doing some work on his house. Paddy welcomes Mick in and ushers him to the front room.

Mick looks up in amazement, "Jaysus Paddy, the ceiling in here is awful high, is it not?"

"Aye, that's roight Mick," says Paddy, "Oi've knocked two rooms into one..."

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What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderware.
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What does a cat sleep on?
A caterpillow.
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What happens when two snails fight?
They slug it out.
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How do you have a party in outer space?
You plan-et.
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What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
"Do you smell carrot?"



Sorry, but you asked for it Steep :D :D
 
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Pah! I go for quality over quantity every time, you have no chance sir! :p
 
Matt Sayle said:
Mick pops round to see his mate Paddy, as he's been doing some work on his house. Paddy welcomes Mick in and ushers him to the front room.

Mick looks up in amazement, "Jaysus Paddy, the ceiling in here is awful high, is it not?"

"Aye, that's roight Mick," says Paddy, "Oi've knocked two rooms into one..."
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You may laugh, but once in my old job I came across a family who had done just that - they saw a pic of a fancy open-plan house and decided they'd do the same to their council house, so they knocked down most of the internal walls.:thinking::thumbs:



The house ended up having to be demolished :lol:
 
Flash In The Pan said:
You may laugh, but once in my old job I came across a family who had done just that - they saw a pic of a fancy open-plan house and decided they'd do the same to their council house, so they knocked down most of the internal walls.:thinking::thumbs:



The house ended up having to be demolished :lol:
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Good lord :eek:
 
Flash In The Pan said:
You may laugh, but once in my old job I came across a family who had done just that - they saw a pic of a fancy open-plan house and decided they'd do the same to their council house, so they knocked down most of the internal walls.:thinking::thumbs:



The house ended up having to be demolished :lol:
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Nearly Darwin awards ftw :D
 
Matt Sayle said:
That made me laugh out loud.
Oh dear.
I really do have a bad sense of humour :eek:
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Age & experiance will win over boyish enthusiasm every time :thumbs:
keep at it, and just think Matt, in another 30 years or so few years you could end up like me.
Now isn't that enough incentive to quit whilst your young enough to break the habit :shrug: :D
 
Cobra said:
Age & experiance will win over boyish enthusiasm every time :thumbs:
keep at it, and just think Matt, in another 30 years or so few years you could end up like me.
Now isn't that enough incentive to quit whilst your young enough to break the habit :shrug: :D
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Oh jesus!! DIdnt realise it was that bad :lol:
 
Matt Sayle said:
Mick pops round to see his mate Paddy, as he's been doing some work on his house. Paddy welcomes Mick in and ushers him to the front room.

Mick looks up in amazement, "Jaysus Paddy, the ceiling in here is awful high, is it not?"

"Aye, that's roight Mick," says Paddy, "Oi've knocked two rooms into one..."
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Get out.

Matt Sayle said:
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderware.
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Get out.

Matt Sayle said:
What does a cat sleep on?
A caterpillow.
Click to expand...

Get out.

Matt Sayle said:
What happens when two snails fight?
They slug it out.
Click to expand...

Get out.

Matt Sayle said:
How do you have a party in outer space?
You plan-et.
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Get out.

Matt Sayle said:
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
"Do you smell carrot?"
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Get out. Now!

:coat: :p
 
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