Retirement ( What it really means)

[realspeed]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!


2. On all your cheque stubs, write 'For Marijuana'!


3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.


4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.


5. Sing Along At The Opera.


6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'


7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'


8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy,we are going to have to let one of you go...


9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.


And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: my favourite.


10. Go to a large Department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: “THERE IS NO PAPER IN HERE”!

 

[Mag1cp2x]

 

[jakeblu]

A few of them really did make me

 

[canon_togger]

Why do we have to wait for retirement for these?

 

[viv1969]

Why do we have to wait for retirement for these?

We don't.
I got the same thing on email but with a different title.
Go knock yourself out

 

[Nod]

The main things to remember are that while getting older is unavoidable (well, it is if you stay alive!), growing up is entirely optional and the best way to age is disgracefully - far more fun!

 

[wontolla]

The main things to remember are that while getting older is unavoidable (well, it is if you stay alive!), growing up is entirely optional and the best way to age is disgracefully - far more fun!

And even if I say it myself, I'm very disgracefull these days! Amazing what you can get away with.

But I always know when to stop, and never disrispectable.