Republican candidate, what can we expect?

.........more, do we care!
 
Most of the plaster casts we have of Pompeii victims show them basically just lying down and whatnot,” he said. “If I had been in Pompeii and I heard Mt. Vesuvius erupting, you can bet I would have made a run for it.” :rolleyes:

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if I had been there, I'd have tripped you up! :D
 
.........more, do we care!

As a candidate for the most powerful position in the world- it may have some impact on the future of civilisation as we know it :)

Of course, the preferred option is Trump :eek:
 
As a candidate for the most powerful position in the world- it may have some impact on the future of civilisation as we know it :)

Of course, the preferred option is Trump :eek:

You're getting mixed up with the Chinese fella and I care not about them either:rolleyes:
 
One hopes that the utter awfulness of both Trump and Carson will result in a Democrat victory (not that their candidates are much cop either, but still...).
 
o_O It wasn't lava that wiped out Pompeii, it was a pyroclastic flow. I'll just go check the details of that...
Ah, yes; a 1000°C cloud of gas, rock, and ash, travelling at 4-500mph. The Roman residents got coated and cooked like KFC, those who ran just died tired.Burning2.gif
Carson said he would spend the next week on the campaign trail dispensing helpful tips about how people can defeat earthquakes, tsunamis, and giant asteroids.
:facepalm:It says this guy is a neurosurgeon; how does he operate on brains if he doesn't have one of his own?
 
I think some people are missing that this was an article in the 'humor' section...
 
I think some people are missing that this was an article in the 'humor' section...
But only the last bit was added as humour: Carson said he would spend the next week on the campaign trail dispensing helpful tips about how people can defeat earthquakes, tsunamis, and giant asteroids.

The rest was all his own work. :)
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Trump on Carson:

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But only the last bit was added as humour: Carson said he would spend the next week on the campaign trail dispensing helpful tips about how people can defeat earthquakes, tsunamis, and giant asteroids.

The rest was all his own work. :)
Not it wasn't. He didn't say any of it. It's a humorous article written by a comedian, mocking the kind of thing he might have said. But not a single part of the story is true.
 
Not it wasn't. He didn't say any of it. It's a humorous article written by a comedian, mocking the kind of thing he might have said. But not a single part of the story is true.
It must be horrible to be right all the time :)

Obvious humour is humour.

The other 'quotes' are made up too.
I must find some real ones...
 
It must be horrible to be right all the time :)
On the contrary, it's pretty awesome to be this magnificent 24/7. But one gets used to it after a while. :D

I must find some real ones...
Shouldn't take too long. Carson is a complete loony, with disturbingly ignorant views on science for someone who was a distinguished surgeon.
 
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