Replacement body wanted

I asked Santa this year for a new knee.

I must have been naughty as it still hurts lots and I don't see the consultant for another 4 weeks :'(

However, when you do build your time machine make it portable, then sell a trip for a few hundred pounds and travel the world with the profits and shoot everything you want
 
My body looks great, it is just the bits on the inside that are shot to bits :D
 
I saw a wedding picture of myself from 24 years ago the other day. So depressing...
(not the wedding! :lol:)

Kev.
 
I'd like one that isn't as fragile please :lol:
 
I recently discovered the old thin me that had been hiding inside a medium-sized bloater for a few years...was quite pleased to see him again...lol
 
You could always buy a Nikon!! Well that's a different body!
 
Kerioak said:
I would like a new body but I fancy one that is sound, fit and healthy, about 30 years old and slender but curvy
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You're welcome to mine if you like :naughty: It's 32 and a bit, but all the other descriptors fit :D
 
Kerioak said:
Like others I would like a new body but I fancy one that is sound, fit and healthy, about 30 years old and slender but curvy - anyone have a time machine please where I can keep my current mind, memories and experience and just redo the body?
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Application of some warm oil usually helps get things working again. I do believe you're not beyond reasonable travelling distance from me :naughty:
 
need pics to see if request is justified :) Well, someone had to say it :p
 
i fancy another younger body too ,,( goodbye wife )
 
Arkady said:
I recently discovered the old thin me that had been hiding inside a medium-sized bloater for a few years...was quite pleased to see him again...lol
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Make the most of it Rob. It'll come back when you get home. Few beers and food down the pub. ;) :D
Back on my diet now. Been out far too much these last few months. Eaten out a couple/three times a week for months now. Really does show. :(


Kev.
 
kevshore said:
Make the most of it Rob. It'll come back when you get home. Few beers and food down the pub. ;) :D
Back on my diet now. Been out far too much these last few months. Eaten out a couple/three times a week for months now. Really does show. :(


Kev.
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So true, I dropped 11kg in Iraq last winter- was gutted when I checked myself again the other day- it's all back:-(:thumbsdown:
 
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