Remove one letter from a film title : What's your new film?

Loud Atlas - Children's animation about a library full of talking books and one being thrown out for being too noisy.
Take - Liam Neeson plays a film director who can make a film in one shot
Take 2 - Spoof about a film director who can never get it right first time.
 
Ok, I think we all know which letter needs to be removed from

Shaft

to give the title of Joe's biopic!
 
SiderMan - One can of the Dry Blackthorn and he was an unstoppable p*sshead
 
Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind - thinly veiled government anti-drugs propaganda
 
Bedtime Tories - Adam Sandler comedy about sexual antics within the Conservative party
 
The Quick and the Dad - another embarrassing performance in the Parents Race at sports day
 
The wizard of O - after following the yellow brick road, imagine the surprise when met by a Druid.
 
Men in Back - Obscure film about A couple of American men being chauffer driven by a woman.
Lick - Soft porn film starring Adam Sandler
Arm Bodies - Horror film from the makers of the Human Centipede about a rogue hospital worker who kidnaps people and sews amputated limbs onto them.
Cockstoppers - Tales of a chastity belt manufacturer
 
A - A sub standard robotic boy longs to become "real" but fails to progress beyond the first letter of the alphabet
I - A robotic boy from Staines longs to "keep it real, aiiii!"
Alien - disappointing sequel that pretty much retold the story of the original film
Godfater - a Mafia boss catches a bad cold and piles on the pounds
 
The Dark Night - An uneventful evening with Bruce Wayne.

Withnail and - A touching story about a man who can't quite finish his sentences.

Olympus has Allen - The hangover boys meet the Greek gods.
 
Lashdance - 80's S&M porn film about a female welder who loves to dance while being whipped
Rank - Jason Statham film about a bad smell
 
Maximum Overdive - Deep sea diving thriller/mild horror film with an AC/DC soundtrack
 
Ill Bill Part I - The leader of a gang of female assassins comes down with a nasty cold. :(

Ill Billl Part II - Bill goes out of the house before his cold has cleared up, and now it's turned into Man-flu. :puke:
 
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Tarman - Film about building roads starring Jeff Bridges
 
Rock - Sylvestor Stallone pumps iron preparing for a heavyweight Paper Scissors Stone competition.

Godfinger - James Bond is up against someone with a divine finger.

Star Wars Ep. IV: A new hop - Luke Skywalker decides one leg is better.
 
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The Hunger Games: Catching Ire - A terrible disease spreads rapdily throughout the urban populus; said disease's only symptom is 'intense and openly displayed anger.'

How does the film end? Everyone dies.
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shame that can't happen in the proper film. would actually make it interesting to watch
 
Old finger - the other bond spinoff for Sean Connery that wasn't made after never say never again.
 
Di another day- from the team at the daily express.

Also, live and let Di
 
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True Git - John Wayne stars in a Simon Cowell biopic
 
Under the Ski - An alien seductress preys upon winter-sports enthusiasts in Scotland
 
the c*** of monte Christo - Edmund dantes gets extremely rich and it makes him act like a total utter..

damn that swear filter :lol:
 
E

Little Yorkshire person from outer space that has a problem with fridges

Zuu

Mummers taken us to the Zuu tomorrow!

Apolo

Would you give me your last mint?

TD

My best subject at school

Pushr

Yahoo owned drug dealer
 
Bi - Tom Hanks comes out as trysexual.
 
Men in back - group of men sit round the back room in a shop. Mike Leigh directs.
 
The Boy Fried - 2 versions of this, one a prequel to Silence of the Lambs and the other a biopic of Jamie Oliver.
 
12 Years a Slav - undercover reporter investigates life in Serbia
 
Rash - a man is turned on by spots and allergies.

Brail - A distopian future where all books are bumpy.

The World According to Arp - net nerds take over.
 
In the Loo - Malcom Tucker leads the political machinations from his new "office".

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Han - Harrison Ford gets angry when Chewbacca joy-rides the Millennium Falcon and crashes it into the Enterprise
 
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T'ra! T'ra! T'ra! - A squadron of Japanese pilots decide against going Kamikaze
Watership Don - A family of rabbits turn to their Italian ancestry to protect their threatened warren
Goodfells - A small band of American gangsters take a hill walking holiday in the north of England
 
star trek - the search for sock , captain kirk wonders why the ships laundry never returns a matched pair

The god, the bad, and the ugly , clint eastwood uses divine powers to win a gunfight

Ale rider , Clint goes on the lash
 
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Pirates of the carribean - the curse of the black pear. Captain Jack Sparrow discovers the repeating problems associated with eating rotten fruit
 
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