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Oh well it seems that the world, is coming to an end on Saturday:D
 
Im flying 3 mates to Valley on Saturday.....hope your predition comes true after I get back. I've read the NOTAMs and theres nothing about it there;)
 
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Not Manny. Unflappable, he stands on a corner with his umbrella, warning people that on Saturday, May 21, the world will end.

All over New York, preachers armed with T-shirts, brochures, books and posters are preaching the end of the world. Using a complex numerical calculation from the Bible, there are even advertisements on the New York city subway warning of the "great earthquake" that accompanies the advent of Judgement Day.

"According to the Bible, in the Book of Revelations there will be a worldwide earthquake," Manny said. "We're not sure if it will happen at the same time everywhere, because times are different. But it is supposed to happen simultaneously around the world," the 56-year old from the Dominican Republic told AFP.

The date of May 21, 2011 may seem random, but it is based on a numerical analysis by Harold Camping, the president of Family Radio, a religious broadcaster based in California.

Just had a look in the mirror. Dont think I will be kissing mine:D
 
cyclamens said:
That'll be the same one which didn't end at midnight 31.12.1999:cuckoo:
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Ah but that one. Had nothing to do with earthquakes. It was computors that were going end the world:D
 
pampers said:
Ah but that one. Had nothing to do with earthquakes. It was computors that were going end the world:D
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Yes but Arnie was elected as Governor and melted them all:cool:

Sorry...a bit surreal that - and off topic
 
I thought we had until my 30th birthday? (21st Dec 2012)
 
Imagine how bummed out you'd be if you won euromillions on the Friday and the world ended the next day!
 
Well it's about time!

In the words of Joe Swanson, "BRING IT ON!"
 
Am sitting here wondering whether it's worth doing the weather forecast for the weekend. :shake: :D
 
A group of entrepreneurial atheists has set up US website Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. For a fee they are offering to take the family pet off Christians' hands when they ascend into heaven.

"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes, what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?" the website states.

"Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

"Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus."

The service has been so popular that the group has expanded its services and increased fees.
 
The world will end if AFC Wimbledon don't beat Luton Town in the play off final tomorrow!!
 
photon said:
A group of entrepreneurial atheists has set up US website Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. For a fee they are offering to take the family pet off Christians' hands when they ascend into heaven.

"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes, what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?" the website states.

"Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

"Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus."

The service has been so popular that the group has expanded its services and increased fees.
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Absolutely fantastic :lol:
 
Are these the same people who believe the world was created in 2004 BC?
 
Ian D J said:
Am sitting here wondering whether it's worth doing the weather forecast for the weekend. :shake: :D
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Wouldn't bother, never accurate anyway!

There are lies, damn lies, statistics and weather forecasts.
 
Awwwww nuts!!!!!!

I was meant to be going on holiday next weekend......... :'( :cuckoo: :bonk:
 
Wiil that be before or after F1 qualifying?

After would be good.
 
...Saturday is just when The Faithful get Saved.
All us sinners get to sit around until 21st October (splurging our Friday Euromillions win :D) which is when the world really gets destroyed. :help:

It's true! I read it on the internet!
 
b****r it's my next day off on Sunday and the world always comes to end on Monday morning any way :D
 
Religion's just the best isn't it!!! :lol:

Christianity: One woman's attempt to cover an affair that got waaaaaaay outta hand :lol:
 
here ya go...

Harold Camping who has studied the Bible for more than 50 years, believes that around 6pm 21 May 2011, a massive earthquake will hit New Zealand and from there continue around the world during the next 24 hours. He's going to watch this unfold on TV. At the end of this 24 hour period Harold Camping says believers will go to heaven and the rest will be left on earth to face final judgements before the earth is destroyed.


There will be no chance of salvation during this time.

Harold Camping views phenomena such as the major earthquakes in Haiti, Christchurch and Japan, along with killer tornadoes in America and social decay seen in the likes of the gay pride movement, as "grim reminders" that the end is near.

i blame Jedward. For everything. :D
 
Horold Camping is a brain washed idiot. How can anyone read a fictitious book for 50 years and really believe any of this mumbo jumbo will come true. He’d be better off reading the Daily Sport (or has that gone t”””-up now) or the Sun. Neather really tell the truth but nor does the bible.


Aman and here endeth the lession...............now give me your money.
 
Don't worry folks.. it's a hoax :)

Only God knows when Judgement Day will be 'cos it says in the good book, unless some quasi-religious dude has some insider gen.....



"Heaven and earth will pass away, but My words will by no means pass away. But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but My Father only."


Matthew 24:35-36 if you want to check
 
"At the end of this 24 hour period Harold Camping says believers will go to heaven and the rest will be left on earth to face final judgements before the earth is destroyed"

Oh well...... that's me ****ed PMSL!!!!

At the end of the day everyone is entitled to their own belief(s), I just choose not to believe in any kind of entity that is in essence a "man in the sky" and who's inexplicable actions are covered by "the Lord works in mysterious ways", that's gotta be the biggest cop-out EVER!!!

I'm sorry if anyone's offended by this (it's not my intention to offend) and as I say everyone's entitled to believe what they want to but from a personal perspective, the more I think about religion the more fault I find with it.
 
Jimmy_Lemon said:
I thought we had until my 30th birthday? (21st Dec 2012)
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Yeah I thought the end was in 2012. I have a wedding on Saturday, doubt the bride will be very happy if the world ends during her wedding :shrug:
 
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Yeah I thought the end was in 2012. I have a wedding on Saturday, doubt the bride will be very happy if the world ends during her wedding :shrug:
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And the Groom would be really p***** off if this happened before the wedding night:lol:
 
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